And this is how i feel….

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As I type this, I am miserably sick, looking over the city and the East River glistening in the end of the day sunshine, wishing I could muster some kind of energy to go outside. However, the good news, in all of this, is that being sick has forced me indoors, and therefore, I am kept company by my sweet little dog and my laptop. And I can write to you. Sorry that I have been neglectful. World domination is not an easy task (especially when you have the flu). I do hope you understand.

However, by tomorrow evening, I will be putting on my special extra-long burlesque eyelashes to flutter at you, and I will be dragging my boas out of the closet. Just to entertain you! Where an 101 degree fever translates into dizzing hotness! In fact, it’s my birthday month. And I wanna spend it shimmin’ in the city I love best in haunted cabarets with you – so come out and see me sometime, will ya? And if you wanna be on my special mailing list, hit me.

Shows for the Month of April

Wednesday, April 11th. Hunny Bunny Hot Box.
9:00pm, doors open at 8:30
Starring Sara Kendrick and Barbara Herr
Amazing show – breath-taking dancers, a sexy torch singer, and a gorgeous drag queen. How can you go wrong?
For tickets call 347-617-8934
Elmo Restaurant, 156 Seventh Avenue bet 19 & 20th
Click here for more info.

Thursday, April 12th. Corio Supper Club.
I am the featured performer at the Supper Club this evening, and I will perform three acts from 10:30pm to 12:30am. Inbetween, watch burlesque movies and have the delicious chocolate cake – and buy me a piece to, wouldya?
337 West Broadway & Grand, New York, NY
Click here for more info.

Friday, April 13th. Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque at Corio Supper Club
8pm. Featuring Angie Pontani, Miss Saturn, Bambi, Ruby Valentine and my Sweetie, Clams Casino! I will be performing so come out and have a fabulous dinner and enjoy the show.
Click here for more info.

Wednesday, April 18th. Hunny Bunny Hot Box.
9:00pm, doors open at 8:30
Starring Sara Kendrick and Barbara Herr
Amazing show – breath-taking dancers, a sexy torch singer, and a gorgeous drag queen. How can you go wrong?
For tickets call 347-617-8934
Elmo Restaurant, 156 Seventh Avenue bet 19 & 20th
Click here for more info.

Thursday, April 19th. Starshine Burlesque
My birthday show!
Featuring Rose Wood, Lady Luck, Insectavora, Alex Merinov, me and those fabulous, sexy girls who run the show – Creamy Stevens and Lil’ Brooklyn!
332 East 11th Street and 1st Avenue
Click here for more info.

Thursday, April 26th. Corio Supper Club.
I am the featured performer at the Supper Club this evening, and I will perform three acts from 10:30pm to 12:30am. Come out and celebrate my birthday month!
337 West Broadway & Grand, New York, NY
Click here for more info.

Here’s lookin’ at you, Kid. Now, don’t be such a stranger and I won’t either.
xoxoxoox