Your April Tarot Horoscope with VIDEO

IMG_0827April is my birth month.
It is my blossoming.
The month I come alive again after a long winter.
I lay all the love of the Springtime at your feet.

Come get your Venus on with me this Saturday, April 2nd online with the Sensual Siren Workshop.
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April 17th is Danger Dames night at LUST.
Let my magical sisters and I spin spells on your soul.
It will sell out.  So click that link and come see us.
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Aries – March 21 – April 19 : 3 of Wands

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  The Empress

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 6 of Cups

Cancer – June 21 – July 22: 8 of Pentacles

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  3 of Pentacles

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: The Chariot

Libra – September 23 – October 22: 2 of Pentacles

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: The Lovers

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 9 of Pentacles

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Judgement

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: Daughter of Pentacles

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  Ace of Pentacles

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Your March 2016 Tarot Horoscope with VIDEO!

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March is one of my favorite months.  It also has one of my Grandma Helen’s favorite celebration days in it: “March 4th”.  Every year on that date, we are supposed to “March FORTH” into something new and incredible.

So my question to you is….. what do you want to March Forth into this year?  

Celebrate with a small step on March 4th and go GET IT, Hunny!

GUESS WHAT?

I’m launching my brand new Tarot Beginners ONLINE course on March 20th for 6 gorgeous weeks!

Do you want in?  Hell yes, you do.  We get to spend every Sunday together…I am gonna broadcast myself live into your lap and I’m gonna show you everything you ever wanted to know about the tarot in an easy, badass, rock and roll way like none other.  So come and get it!

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Speaking of…if you want to catch me doing what I do best this month in New York City –
I’m “showgirling”and rocking it at:

March 2nd: Gala Darling’s Radical Self Love Book Party in NYC!  My girl, Gala is SLAYING it.  Let her show you how.  Overdose on her inspiration, her love and tips on how to rock this world with your own badass self. Superstar Gabriel Bernstein will ALSO be there.  I’m going to be throwing down some tarot cards for you and drawing down magic.  Come on down and click the link for tickets.

March 3rd: House of Yes Circus Revue: WTF Edition.  Oh, yes.  Bring it.  It’s House of Yes and things are going to be all sorts of………..hell YES.  Come see performers that are going to blow your mind.  For serious.  I’ll be rocking my own WTF variety as well.  GET IT.

March 12th, 19th, & 26th: These are dates of hot Saturday nights at the infamous Slipper Room, my burlesque home.  And guess what?  Your girl is going to be getting her sensual goddess on – on the stage.  You ready for that?  Yes you are.  I’m performing at 9:30 to midnight in two shows and go-go on these Sultry Saturdays!  Click on the link for tickets to the night you want to chill with me.  xo

Coming Up In April: Lust: Immersive Dinner Party, Art Installations and Performances.   Abby Hertz is going to turn out this party on April 17th.  Click the link above for details on the FB page.  You need to go.  Seriously. This shit is legendary.  Here’s a photo of our ritual when my Taurus sister, Abby Hertz, feeds me fire:

Now let’s go peek into the future together, shall we?

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  2 of Wands

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Ace of Cups

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  The Empress

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 7 of Pentacles

Cancer – June 21 – July 22: Ace of Pentacles

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  6 of Wands

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 3 of Cups

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Ace of Wands

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: The Magician

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 8 of Wands

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Knight of Wands

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: The Hermit

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Your February 2016 Tarot Horoscope with VIDEO.


It’s February, Lovers, so I decided to add some spice to this month’s reading and use the Vintage Erotica Deck filled with naked ladies and their wisdom. I feel most powerful when I’m half naked and swaying on a go-go box, so this is perfect!
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I’m “showgirling” at:
February 4th: Shanghai Mermaid – we are reaching back to 1933 to the Shanghai Express. ALL ABOARD!

February 12th: A Secret Valentine Fetish Party: Shhhhh! Drop my name to get priority consideration!

February 13th: The Carnival of Venice Masquerade Party for Dances of Vice – a masked event. Secrets abound. Get lost in this world. Come and play!

February 14th: Lust: Immersive Dinner Party, Art Installations and Performances. I shall be doing a lust ritual and also serenading you with my ukulele and singing. Let me be your valentine.
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AND… this month I am teaching:Spellbinding Burlesque (February 6th) in NYC,
and online I will teach – Tarot Beyond The Basics (Starts February 7th),
The Underground Girl Gang (Love Edition Starting February 13th),
and Beginner’s Tarot (Starting March 6th)!

Can you say GETTING IT?!
I am ready for all the wild and beautiful things that February has to offer. Come join me for a gorgeous ride!

Now let’s see what those naked ladies want to whisper in your ear:
Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: Judgement

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  The Fool

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : 9 of Pentacles

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  3 of Wands

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: Ace of Wands

Cancer – June 21 – July 22: 8 of Cups 

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  The Witch (The High Priestess)

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 3 of Pentacles

Libra – September 23 – October 22: 2 of Cups

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: Chatelaine (Queen) of Swords

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 4 of Swords

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: 8 of Pentacles

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The Lesson of David Bowie

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David Bowie gets his passport to the stars….

It was close to 3am when I heard and I thought it was some stupid internet rumor. But here we are today, and we woke up in a world without David Bowie.

Why did he matter so much to us?

Because we all feel alien at one point or another and he CELEBRATED that.

He gave us permission to be weird, to be wild, to be different, to be true.

He is among the stars now, off to another adventure –
and he left us with so much…

with the most important lesson there is:

Live Your Truth,
Live Your Wild,
Live Your Art,
Live Your Weird…
Unapologetically.

Fuck hiding.
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Let’s get free together.

All hail, David Bowie.

Your New Year Tarot Horoscope for January 2016 (VIDEO!)

2016 – Makin’ Me Feel Like…….
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Happy New Year, My Darlings!

Let’s launch forth into a kickass new year and knock down the walls, fuck the obstacles and be our truest, wild selves.

Time to name it and claim it.

What do you want to create?  How do you want to write the story of your life in 2016?  The pages are blank and waiting for all your gorgeous adventures….

I’m getting back into this blog writing thing because I missed y’all.  So let’s kick this year off with some tarot horoscopes.

Wanna spend more time with me?

I’m on Periscope at 1pm eastern Monday through Friday for your daily boost!

I’m doing a Wild Heart Weekend Retreat in the Catskill Mountains on January 29, 30 and 31st. You want to talk about lust for life and really getting this year? Come run away with me that weekend. I have four spots left and if you are feeling the call, I welcome you with hugs and love and all the good things in PERSON.

And there’s still time to jump in on The Underground! A virtual badass international online girl gang that is slaying this year together! I discounted it by $10 if you join now because you missed the first live session, but you will get all the workbooks/downloads and join us LIVE for three weeks! YAY! I want everyone to be able to get in on this kickass gang.

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Judgement

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: Ace of Pentacles

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  Eight of Pentacles

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : The Sun

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  6 of Cups

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 3 of Cups

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  Ace of Cups

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  2 of Wands and Father of Cups

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: The Empress

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Daughter of Pentacles

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21:  The Chariot

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: Four of Wands

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The Moon, The Tarot, The Dreams and The Woods: Danger Diary Updates

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My Danger Darlings…
An update.

I have been getting my life, honey.

The moon is almost full and it stirs our wildness deeper.
It is time to throw our heads back and howl.
Time to throw our shoes off and get our bare feet in the mud
and live
and live
and live.

I have been carrying my tarot cards with me everywhere
faithful companions
whispering to me
guiding as a compass would…
on Tuesday,
I will read for you right here…
and your Tarot Horoscopes will be revealed for the month.
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Come closer, my Love.

I’ve missed you….
I have been in a dreaming/building/planning time.

♥  I’ve been writing and am close to finishing my tarot book.  (I’ve got a kickass graphic designer who is going to help me make it beautiful.)
♥  I’ve been spending a lot of time with the tarot cards and I am launching my Beginner Tarot course next week (and I’m very proud of it!).
♥  I’ve been performing burlesque more than ever and loving every moment of it.

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♥  We are getting ready to start shooting Revolver again,
We are tying up all the loose ends of the Kickstarter as we are nearing the end of all the gorgeous prize ship-out/making and doing,
And I’ve been seeing Revolver become more real with all the footage, as we piece together what we have and what we need left.
All of our on the road cross-country is shot and what we were able to capture is stunning.
Watching the majestic sunrises and sunsets in the footage, sets longing in me for the road and all of its beauty….
but all the final scenes are in New York State and City…
and I also look forward to creating those among friends, among the places of my heart, among the streets that I have had a love affair with for so long.

I will be back to blogging again.
Come back on Tuesday and sit for a reading with me.
I love doing that for you….
Then on Friday,
I will be back with Dear Danger….
if you have questions for me – send them here.

And finally,

I lost him 9 years ago yesterday.
I say I lost him, but he hasn’t lost me.
Jeff knows exactly where to find me
and 4 times in the last month,
he showed up in my dreams,
and last night, while I stood in a field covered in moonlight on a mountain,
I talked to the stars
and then in the middle of the night
my hands outstretched above my body…
and the words “Thank you”
came out of my mouth
over and over,
without me even knowing.

Burke told me this morning.
“You looked too happy for me to wake you up…..”

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Advice Vlog – Dear Danger: “I Am In Love With My Boss!”

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Happy New Moon In Leo!
Today is a perfect day to plant the seeds for new beginnings (for more info on today’s new moon, check out my witch sister, Gala Darling‘s blog).
There are SO MANY NEW things going on over here, People.
MAGIC! LOVE! TAROT! TOUR BUS!!!!
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Yesterday, I announced The Parlour ONLINE Beginner Tarot Intensive Course and The Parlour ONLINE Advanced Tarot Intensive Course.

In Brooklyn, I’m holding The Temple of Love at Maha Rose. This is part of my juicy life’s work.

AND we are selling our badass Tour Bus/cross country road trip bus, The Mothership, that we used to shoot Revolver across the US. You can check that out here, you Wild Things…..

AND then there’s DEAR DANGER.

Have you ever had a crush on your boss?  What did you do?

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