Your March 2016 Tarot Horoscope with VIDEO!

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March is one of my favorite months.  It also has one of my Grandma Helen’s favorite celebration days in it: “March 4th”.  Every year on that date, we are supposed to “March FORTH” into something new and incredible.

So my question to you is….. what do you want to March Forth into this year?  

Celebrate with a small step on March 4th and go GET IT, Hunny!


I’m launching my brand new Tarot Beginners ONLINE course on March 20th for 6 gorgeous weeks!

Do you want in?  Hell yes, you do.  We get to spend every Sunday together…I am gonna broadcast myself live into your lap and I’m gonna show you everything you ever wanted to know about the tarot in an easy, badass, rock and roll way like none other.  So come and get it!

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Speaking of…if you want to catch me doing what I do best this month in New York City –
I’m “showgirling”and rocking it at:

March 2nd: Gala Darling’s Radical Self Love Book Party in NYC!  My girl, Gala is SLAYING it.  Let her show you how.  Overdose on her inspiration, her love and tips on how to rock this world with your own badass self. Superstar Gabriel Bernstein will ALSO be there.  I’m going to be throwing down some tarot cards for you and drawing down magic.  Come on down and click the link for tickets.

March 3rd: House of Yes Circus Revue: WTF Edition.  Oh, yes.  Bring it.  It’s House of Yes and things are going to be all sorts of………..hell YES.  Come see performers that are going to blow your mind.  For serious.  I’ll be rocking my own WTF variety as well.  GET IT.

March 12th, 19th, & 26th: These are dates of hot Saturday nights at the infamous Slipper Room, my burlesque home.  And guess what?  Your girl is going to be getting her sensual goddess on – on the stage.  You ready for that?  Yes you are.  I’m performing at 9:30 to midnight in two shows and go-go on these Sultry Saturdays!  Click on the link for tickets to the night you want to chill with me.  xo

Coming Up In April: Lust: Immersive Dinner Party, Art Installations and Performances.   Abby Hertz is going to turn out this party on April 17th.  Click the link above for details on the FB page.  You need to go.  Seriously. This shit is legendary.  Here’s a photo of our ritual when my Taurus sister, Abby Hertz, feeds me fire:

Now let’s go peek into the future together, shall we?

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  2 of Wands

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Ace of Cups

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  The Empress

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 7 of Pentacles

Cancer – June 21 – July 22: Ace of Pentacles

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  6 of Wands

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 3 of Cups

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Ace of Wands

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: The Magician

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 8 of Wands

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Knight of Wands

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: The Hermit

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Your Tarot Horoscope September 2014

Oh yes.  My September 2014 Tarotscope with my Wild Unknown Tarot cards awaits….

Intrigued by magic?
The Parlour on Saturday at noon calls to you.
We have a magic underground circle and a spot for you- wherever in the world you are
as I guide you through secret magic, tarot and some punk rock wildness.

This month, I did your readings on the streets of Brooklyn and then I hopped on a train and watched the world rush by as I wrote this to you.

If you enjoy my monthly readings for you, please re-tweet, re-blog, share the fuck out of it on facebook. Read it to your friends out loud. It’s my gift to you every month and I work hard on it from my heart to yours….. And without further ado:
Virgo – August 23 – September 22: Ace of Cups
Happy Birthday, My Darling Virgo.  On your birthday, the Muses themselves have presented you with an “Ace” of New Beginnings.  What a fortuitous start to your new year!  The Muses put all the creativity and passion they could muster into that glowing goblet before you.  They lure you to drink, drink deeply from the goblet and take in all that you feel wildly passionate about.  This magic elixir will have you “on fire” all month with deep, connected, passionate projects.  Say YES to that.

Question: Virgo, sit back, time to daydream on your birthday….when you make a wish on those birthday candles, what will it be for?  Right now the cards are saying, go for it, bae!  Time to make some magic happen in real life.  You’ve got the creative mind, you’ve got the brainstorming down, now the next step in this new year is moving forward to your goals to make em’ come true!  So ask yourself – what passionate things do you want to bring in your life this year?

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Son of Swords
Libra this month is all about ACTION.  That’s right….that wild owl, the son of swords gets to the POINT.  This owl is on your side all month – and he helps you cut out the shizz that just is not working for you anymore – and flies into the heart of everything you DO want. Part of his message is clearing out the old to make way for the new.  He is also impulsive, not thinking about consequences or obstacles.  Hurl yourself into your passion, Libra. Stage dive into that mofo.

Question: Libra, Darling….it is time to stop saying yes to everything whether you want to or not.   Remember – if it’s not a HELL YES, it’s a NO.  Cutting out the things taking up your time or things you’re not so passionate about is going to help you clear time for the things you do want.  So this is your assignment…..write down three things that you can cut out this month that aren’t working (i.e. excessive internet use, unhealthy eating habits, procrastination) and write down three things that will help your heart soar like that wild owl.  Get it, get it.

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: 8 of Pentacles
Scorpio, the Wild Weaver…the Spider, comes to you this month.  Embrace her and her creative wisdom.  It is your time to learn something new creatively and to keep working to “weave” your talents into a place you can call home in the world.  You may have just started working on something creative or have started learning a new skill.  This card is urging you to keep going for it and keeping your mind open to learn.

Question: Scorpio, what do you want to weave into your life?  The Spider speaks of creative things.  Have you just started learning something new?  Have you been aching to take lessons or try something different creatively?  This month is prime time to learn and  rock out those new skills of yours.

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 8 of Wands
Sweet Sagittarius, you are riding a lightning bolt this month.  Oh hell yes, you are.  I’m talking – getting stuff done, possibly traveling, getting information and messages out of nowhere that you needed to hear, being a wild SUPERHERO this month.  Are you ready for this?  What color is your cape gonna be?

Question: September is your month of getting it DONE, Sagittarius.  You are all about TCB.  You’ve got action on your side, you’ve got flow on your side, you’ve got good messages galore and it’s time to strike while that iron is HOT.  *eeee-ow!*  Whatcha been burning to finish?  Have you had a bit of a road trip bug?  Ready for some travel perhaps? Waiting for some good news?  So much is ready to unfold in the best of ways.  Strap your seat belt on, bae!

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: The Empress
I sat out by the river with my friend, Jaye Bartell, as we played guitar together.  The moon hit the small ripples of river coming towards us as we took turns singing and playing and it cast a magic over the songs.  Dear Capricorn, the Empress calls you to go on your own adventure like this.  The Empress is the perfect “earth mother” and she calls you to come outside.  The Empress brings you an extra added dose of sensuality and creativity.   She whispers inspiration to you as you walk in nature, as you dip your toes into the lake, as you put your bare feet on the ground.  Use the power of nature to push you forward.  Open your eyes to the sky.  Realize the greatness with which you are surrounded in – and the greatness within YOU.

Question: The Empress asks you to tap into that feminine side of yourself (whether you’re male or female) for this month.  What is your favorite way of getting your dose of nature?  Sitting on a fire escape watching the night sky?  Walking through the woods?  Whatever it is – she’s calling to inspire you and fill you with whispers you’ve never imagined before…listen to her.

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: 10 of Cups
Aquarius – you are in the FLOW of things.  Look at this card.  Look at it.  Damn.  With the 10 of cups on your side for this month – you are unstoppable.  The 10 of cups brings harmony, happiness and superchargedwildjoy around the home/relationships/and your gorgeous fucking life in general.  If life is a river, you are on a sweet canoe, lying back watching the stars, feeling amazing and letting that sweet canoe drift and bring you to all the places you need to be with EASE.

Question: With this harmony/joy coming up for you….time to stop, look around and take it all in.  Quickly – write 10 things you are grateful for.  Watch your gratitude list multiply this month.  Trust me on this one.  

Pisces – February 19 – March 20: Ace of Swords
Oh, Pisces… the Ace card brings you wild new beginnings and the swords bring you “getting to the point” POWER.    You know the story of The Sword and The Stone?  Well, this month, you’re King Arthur.  Everyone is coming from near and far to pull this damn sword from a stone, but you….you, my sweet Pisces is the one that does it.  Get ready for a breakthrough this month.

Question: Perhaps you’ve been having a moment struggling with making things happen, perhaps you’ve been frustrated….well, that ace of swords is waiting for you to wield it and make a massive breakthrough this month.  In all of the things that are currently in your world, what is the thing you want to take to the “next level” the most?

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : The Hermit
My Darling Aries…the turtle comes up in your cards for this month.  The Hermit has a beautiful message that will help guide you to all the things you want.  In a world where everyone wants a piece of you, or has an opinion, sometimes it’s good to take a moment to step back and climb into that turtle shell for a moment.  That light on top of the shell? That signifies your own inner light when you are not burdened by everything going on in the world and with others.  This shell is like a secret little capsule for you to create in and do your good work.  When you emerge, your job is to shine the light of what you learned and share all that you have worked on and created with the world.

Question: Aries, imagine that you have a turtle shell to climb into, a little peace and quiet, a little calm out of the storm…what do the whispers of your soul have to tell you?   So, maybe you can’t hide away and meditate for a month – but you can give yourself 10 minutes of walking alone a day to let your mind explore.  Can you allot 10 minutes at the end of each day to sit and just be or work on things you’re passionate about?  There’s lots to think about – and at the end of the month, you will emerge being more of the “true you” than ever.  Dig for it.

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  6 of Wands
Taurus – time to walk in like you OWN IT.  Because this month, you are getting it.  The butterfly emerges from struggle and cocoon to soar above it all.  You’ve got the swagger, you’ve got the confidence and that mojo is rising.  Time for a victory.  Time for your strengths and talents to be shared with the world.   And this kind of victory isn’t just a private pat on your own back, it’s something that is public and recognized by others.

Question:  Taurus, you’ve got things blossoming all around you.  Time to summon up that confident swagger and make it all happen.  To keep your confidence up and your “fight” working to win your victories – write three things down that you’re really proud of having accomplished in the past (whether they are big or small) – this will help you move forward knowing that you can do anything you set your mind to.  Rock it.

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 5 of Cups

Gemini, this little horse has walked into your spread for this month.  He signifies that you’ve been feeling down, disappointed or feeling lack in your life.  When things aren’t going well, it’s so easy to just see only that and spiral downward.  When things aren’t going well or you’re feeling bad, you gotta feel it.  Let it happen, and then brush that horse’s mane, feed him an apple and climb back on him to gallop off to greener pastures in life. Keep your head up, Gemini, the light will return very soon.

Question: Make a list of three things or activities that have made you really happy or feel joy.  I challenge you to do one this month.  Or all three if you’re feeling it.  The more the better. 

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  Death
I found these high heels discarded at the side of the street after a wild block party.  I imagined a whole life to them.  I imagined that the woman that was wearing them felt too contained, they were restraining her for too long, it got to the point where it hurt too much and she just said fuck it.  And when she slipped out of those horrible things, and it was just her and her bare feet walking down a Brooklyn sidewalk.  She probably felt better than she’d felt all night.  This is what’s going on for you, dear Cancer.  This month, it’s time to get rid of those things that aren’t working and move forward to something better.  It’s time.

Question: This card always talks of transformation and letting the things in your life “die” that aren’t working anymore.  What is it time to let go of for you?  Letting go of things will help you make more space for the beautiful things in life that you want to bring in.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: Father of Cups
Leo, the father of cups, the beautiful and rare black swan swims to you this month.  He brings a spirit of generosity, deep connection and pure emotion to you.  The Father of Cups revels in creativity and beckons you to do the same.  He holds great wisdom and courage as he taps into his deep emotional state to bring up pure art/knowledge.  It’s time for you to do the same this month.

Question: Leo, there is something rare and unique about you.  What do you think that is? What compliments do you receive from others that ring most true to you?  Gather your courage and move forward to your gorgeous destiny.

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Your August 2014 Tarot Horoscope with Photos and Guides

My darlings… your August Tarotscope with my Wild Unknown Tarot cards awaits you.

If you crave more knowledge and magic
The Parlour on Saturday at noon calls to you….
In one gorgeous hour – I take you through confidence magic, tarot and some wildness.
You fall in love. Deeply. Madly.
It happens.

I went on a quest through the forest for hours and called in the night creatures
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Leo – July 23 – August 22: 9 of Pentacles
La-la-la-LEO. Happy Birthday, Baby. This one’s for you… Take my hand…let’s go for a walk in the garden, shall we? I push open the ornate wrought iron gate and lead you to a beautiful apple tree. This tree is covered with the most delicious, juicy, ripe apples you’ve ever seen. Each apple marks an accomplishment in your life. I hand you an apple and let you bite into it…let you taste it. I want you to close your eyes and chew slowly and take in all that you have done. It’s that time right now, my dear Leo. It is time to notice all that you have done and accomplished. It is time for you to give yourself that pat on the back and say…”good job….damn good job”. If I was there, I would take all those apples of accomplishment and make a gorgeous pie and serve it to you. TAKE IT ALL IN. Take in the impact you have had on others and the beauty you have created in this life. Enjoy.

Question: My darling, sometimes you can be hard on yourself…fuck that noise right now. It’s time to celebrate – and I want you to celebrate YOU. Write down 3 things you are really proud of accomplishing in your life up until this point – whether they are big or small. Close your eyes after you write….and take them all in. Do this often….it will help you accomplish alot this year. *kisses*

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: The Chariot
Sweet Virgo…the horse of the Chariot has arrived. It has taken awhile to get to you, and here this creature stands. TAKE THE REIGNS. In the past you’ve felt like life has been pushing you in directions that you might not be super cool with. Well. It’s time to break out. It’s time to ride atop this steed and hold the reigns and call the directions YOU want to go in. Stand confidently. Hold your head up high. You will be victorious in charting your own course – and you will be happier for it. Time for some next level adventure.

Question: Virgo…you wild heart. What gorgeous things has your mind been dreaming of? In what ways do you feel like you’re not going in your true direction? It’s time to drop that course, and move on to the beautiful path of your soul’s desire. You are not alone. The Chariot Horse carries you with pride.

Libra – September 23 – October 22: 10 of Pentacles
Lovely Libra….the 10 of pentacles in the cards is foretelling a feeling of success, of comfort and of really feeling as though you are really in a good space in the coming month. The month of August will be lucky for you, Libra. Make sure to share your good fortune with others – as even more will come to you. The 10 of pentacles also has a sense of “tradition” in it as well….this will have you thinking about family or your “friend family” and what you are “passing on to them”.  Whenever I see this card, I always think about my contribution to my family/family of friends.  What can I do personally to make the world a better place than when I arrived here?

Question: It’s gratitude time, Libra.  Take stock in all the beautiful things around you and all the great things in life that surround you.  Even on those days where you feel like you’re on your own and feeling empty – I promise you – if you grab a pen and paper or just quick name off 5 things you’re grateful for – the floodgates will open on all of your wild blessings.


Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: Ace of Cups
Scorpio, the great Ace of Cups has been served for you.  At a long dining table, you are brought to the honored seat and this silver cup is waiting for you.  There is something magical about it…and when you lift it to your lips to drink – you suddenly feel inspired and uncensored.  The “aces” always bring new beginnings, and the cups are emotionally inspired.  Time to  dive into those creative projects, wild loves, and things that touch your emotions to the core.  This magic love and creative potion is yours for the taking all month.  HAVE AT IT.

Question: Imagine you had nothing holding you back….no excuses…no obstacles….what would your heart want you to do this month?  Make a list and go for one full force.  And if you’re feeling super saucy – go for two or more!


Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: Death
My Grandma Helen always welcomed this card because it meant re-birth and transformation, Sagittarius.  This is a PERFECT opportunity for you to start anew this month.  The cards say that August is going to be great for you to “clean house” on those things that you don’t want in your life anymore…or traits that you have carried too long that hold you back.  You are about to have wonderful things going for you….openings for dreams to come true and opportunities to unfold….but before you can take hold of those, you need to let go of the things that don’t work for you.  I promise you will feel better, lighter and ready to soar after you do a bit of a clearing.

Question:  What traits would you like to “die” in your life?  These could be low self esteem, financial worries, poor health choices, fear?  Write these things down and set the piece of paper on fire.  Watch it all burn away.


Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: 6 of Wands
Capricorn, let me tell you my favorite story about the butterfly.  She started as a caterpillar and then cocooned herself and became unrecognizable goo.  Inside the cocoon, she transformed into the butterfly.  Day after day, she beat her wings against the cocoon to escape and break out.  It took her awhile before she gained the strength in her wings to be able to break out and soar.  You are that butterfly, Capricorn.  You have broken out of the cocoon and soared to the sky in victory. Nice job!

Question: What have you accomplished that you are really excited about?  What are those things that you pushed on through and fought to get where you are or get the things that you dreamed of?  No matter if they are little victories or big victories.  It’s time to celebrate how far you’ve come.

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: 3 of Cups
Aquarius – this month is about being inspired by spending time with your favorite cohorts, collaborators and partners in crime.  The cards are saying that it’s time that you seek out the company of those who make you feel like the truest you and and inspire you to no end.  The 3 of cups are friends that it seems like you’ve known for lifetimes.  They’ve got your back and you’ve got theirs.  They are the friends that – even when you haven’t seen them in awhile, you can jump right in as if no time has passed as soon as you meet up again.  The 3 of Cups beckons you to reach out to those true connections and plan to spend time around them.

Question: In your lifetime, who are three people who have made a difference in your life as a friend?  Reach out to them this month and thank them, or set something up so you can chill out and enjoy each other.

Pisces – February 19 – March 20: Justice
Sweet Pisces – there is a game I love to play that’s just called “truth” it’s like truth or dare without the having to drink water out of the toilet bowl dare part.  I love truth because you can sit across from the people you are playing with and ask them anything about anything and they will answer you honestly.  I feel like sometimes in life, we get so afraid of what other people are going to think about us, or we think that our things are so “weird” or we’re so ashamed about ourselves for some reason or another that everything gets blown up into a big deal.  Truth and trust is awesome.  The Justice card asks you to be fair with others and fairness will come back to you.  It says that what we put out there into the world, be it good or bad, will come back to manifest in our lives.  Show extra kindness, love, support and truth to others this month and feel how good everything clicks into place.

Question: The Justice card also asks you to be kind and honest with yourself.  Have you been wondering what “the right thing” to do is?  Listen to your heart and it will tell you the truth.

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Two of Wands
Darling Aries – the two of wands is about planning for the gorgeous adventures in your life.  Where as the ace of wands is about the inspiration and new beginnings – the two of wands is rocking out an action plan for your dreams and goals.  I once had a dream that I died and had to stay in this coffin in the afterlife because that’s what I thought you had to do.  Only after I heard people dancing and laughing around outside, did I peek my head out to see this beautiful vaudeville-ish afterlife that I had been previously missing out on.  It’s time to move the top off that box you’ve put yourself in or that life has put you in – and step forward with excitement knowing that anything can happen and adventure awaits!

Question: Aries, what is some dream or some adventure that has been whirling around your brain in the past few months?  Are you ready to break out of your box and go for it?  Write down three things that you would do if you weren’t afraid of failing.  Then SET OFF to the adventure….one step at a time.

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  Daughter of Cups
The Daughter is in the water, taking action and swimming calmly towards her desires.  The water is illuminated with hints of rainbow that she offers you…intuition, passion, deep emotional connection and creativity.  She asks to swim beside her and take “action” on all of these things.  August will be a month of taking the dive into your passions and soaking up the romance of poetry, of your creative self, of your imagination.  These will be your greatest strengths this month.  You remember when you were little and your teacher would come over and rap on the desk and yell, “Quit daydreaming!”?  Well, this is the month when you say fuck that advice and daydream to new realms of possibility and take action.

Question:  The Daughter of Cups guides you to calm action….feel that confidence in your passions and creativity?  What would you like to “dive” into?  In your daydreams, your genius will emerge.  Then take heed and go on that path.

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: The Hierophant

Gemini, the key of knowledge awaits you this month.  Whenever this card is thrown down, I take note of the colorful lightning strike of inspiration and the raven song as he clutches the key.  This raven is you this month as you open your mind to knowledge, learning and teaching.  Sometimes with knowledge, you have to let go of the fact that you don’t know everything.  Accept that you can be a beginner at things and that’s okay.  Open your mind to learn and study.  Also – this card always speaks in two fold to me…in what way can you teach others?  How can you be a the teacher as well?  The strongest people are both teachers AND students at the same time.

Question: What is something you’ve wanted to learn but might be afraid of because you were worried about “not knowing anything” or being seen as “stupid”?  Cast those things aside this month and reach out to a teacher to guide you.  It will be worth it and the growth you achieve will push you ahead by leaps and bounds.  Also, what are the ways in which you could offer your knowledge to others?  If I asked you right now to teach something, what would that something be?

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  Mother of Wands
As you are starting out your new year, following your recent birthday, the Mother of Wands comes to you to share some of her “fiery” strength, will and determination with you.  See those eggs in the nest that she is protecting?  Those symbolize your dreams and desires.  You take the spirit of that great snake and wrap yourself around those dreams to nurture and protect them.  She asks you to be like the snake and be bold and show courage towards making your dream desires into realities.  You are a leader and a visionary.  This month is prime time to set your focus on bringing those “dream” eggs into the hatching – taking over the world stage.  <3

Question: Who is someone in your life or someone you look up to who nurtures their dreams and hatches them into being?   It’s great to have an inspiration for this one…someone who has blazed the trail before you and has done it or is currently doing it.  Use them as an example and inspiration knowing you, too, have what it takes to make it happen.  Move forth with wildness….and let nothing stand in your way to bring your truest dreams into fruition.

If you’d like to answer your questions in the comments below, I’d love to read your replies.

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Your June 2014 Tarot Horoscope with PICTURES!

My Danger Addicts….
Here’s my tarot reading gift for you for the month.
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Gemini – May 21 – June 20: The Star
Happy Birthday, My Gemini Loves! When I turned this card over for you and saw The Star card – I knew it was fate. The Star card brings hope and a positive vision for your future. This card is telling you that the time is now to really create a plan for your year and go after the dreams that you’ve been dying to do. The Star lets you know that this year you will find the “star” in your sky – you’ll start to get in the groove of life by following what drives your wild heart and your passions. Keep going – the future is so hopeful for you!

Question: Dear Gemini, what are some of your passions in life? Make a quick list of 3 of them and throw yourself into doing it. Serious. Stage dive into that fucker – you’ll thank me later.

Cancer – June 21 – July 22: 6 of Pentacles
Darling Cancer…. the 6 of Pentacles shows what a gorgeous spirit and giving heart you have. Yes, Cancer, you are the type that would give the shirt off of your back for someone else. This card is the epitome of that. By giving to others – through volunteering, offering to help, or through donating money or items, you have made your own life better, too. This card is about the cycle of giving and receiving. It’s time to receive the beauty that life has to offer and also be open to all the things that you have to give to the world.

Question: The cards are calling upon you to make a move in volunteering or helping out others this month. What is a cause that is dear to your heart? Who is someone in your world who could use a little extra help? Reach out to them and watch the goodness come back to you tenfold.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: Father of Pentacles
Leo, the Father of Pentacles is watching over you this month! Ah – the Father of Pentacles is the embodiment of security, abundance, worldly wisdom, accomplishment and success. As he was chosen for your card this month, take a look in the ways in which you can “mirror” these traits. This is a month that will feel “successful” to you. Stand tall and front this month like a ROCK STAR.

Question: In what ways have you felt you’ve been successful or have achieved things you are grateful for? Make a list of five things off the top of your head, no matter how big or small. Seeing your achievements will help bring about more success and more feelings of abundance.

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: Ace of Pentacles
My Darling Virgo…. the Ace of Pentacles is telling you that in this month you are planting a new and beautiful seed for your future that will grow into something solid. See the glowing seed in the center of this card where this gorgeous tree came from originally? This is YOU and your ideas ready to take shape and grow. Have you ever heard the saying, “From little acorns, great oaks grow”? This is your month to plant those acorns of your world. Time to get down in the dirt, my Friend, and make things work.

Question: When you read the above words, what do you see your “acorn” as being? You are starting something new that you will reap the rewards for in the future. Keep watering and feeding your acorn!

Libra – September 23 – October 22: 8 of Cups
Lovely Libra – you’ve been feeling like you need a change lately. Something seems off or you have an urge to change your life. This card for your month indicates that now is the right time. The way that you’ve been living hasn’t really been working for you – it’s time to change direction or move on from the things in your life that haven’t been working. You are ready for a quest of deeper meaning. It’s time to turn your back on past things that haven’t worked or have disappointed you and move forward boldly. A new adventure awaits.

Question: Time to look at what isn’t working in your life. How can you move forward from it? Have courage to change things that aren’t working anymore. I believe in you.

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: 10 of Wands
My Scorpio Friends….whew! You’ve been carrying everything on your back, huh? This past month may have felt like you can’t deal with one more responsibility or you will drop everything! Perhaps you’ve felt overworked or depressed with just too much to deal with. Never fear….the 10’s in tarot signify completion and soon this burden will be lifted! Acknowledge the fact that you’ve been dealing with a lot and taking on a lot. Be gentle to yourself this month and say no to demands on your time.

Question: How can you carve out some time for yourself? Look at the calendar for the month of June and circle 2 adventure days for you – where you can do whatever you want. Set aside some YOU time and make it happen!

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: The Lovers
The Lovers card sweeps into your month, dear Sagittarius. This card indicates that you will find yourself with perfect pairing this month. It can mean a gorgeous relationship or this could mean a wild partner-in-crime friendship or it can mean a more perfect balance of the male/female in yourself! This month is all about harmony and unity. You will feel “complete” this month in ways that you might not normally. It also indicates feeling that love-lust connection.

Question: Think about it: What incredible unions have you created in your life? Be it love relationships or friendships that you have absolutely adored with a capital A. Who do you feel like you can tell anything to? Be ready and open for these possibilities coming to you this month!

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Eight of Wands
Oh, Capricorn – this card can mean several different things – but all of them add up to amazing MOVEMENT. Yes. Things are happening – and you DESERVE it. This card is an indication that in this month you will be moving forward with lightning speed! If you are working on a new project, the vision of your dream will take hold. If you’ve been waiting for a sign or message – this month it will be received. This card indicates so much forward movement that TRAVEL might be in your cards for this month! What do you say? Time for an adventure?

Question: In what ways have you been looking to “move” forward in growth in life? Moving forward in your career? Your relationship? Physical travel? Stir up what you want and get ready to put on your seatbelt and enjoy the wild ride!

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: The High Priestess
The High Priestess envelopes you in her gorgeous blue robes this month, Aquarius. YOU have more mysteries and magic inside you than you know. Your intuition is going to be rocking out this month. Go with your “gut” – it will be right. The appearance of the High Priestess shows you that you are your own best “guide” this month because within you – you already just “know”.

Question: Time to tap into your intuition and let the mysteries guide you this month. Have you ever had a dream journal? Maybe now is a time to start one. Have you ever had a hunch about something and it turned out right? Time to listen to your hunches and inner messages – they will not steer you wrong.

Pisces – February 19 – March 20: The Sun
Oh Sweet Pisces – what a treat you have in store for you this month! The card I’ve drawn for you is The SUN! This is all about that wild happy childlike innocence within you. This is about finding the laughter and fun for the month of June and GOING FOR IT in the happiness department. Live this month to the fullest, Baby. This is about finding your fun and adventure and getting down with it. Tons of great opportunities to play will come up – TAKE THEM.

Question: What’s your idea of fun, Pisces? In the pursuit of happiness, what is your JAM?? I may not be a Pisces – but I’m going to see Jack White this weekend in NYC – and that’s my version of “The Sun” – what’s yours?

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Eight of Swords
My Beautiful Aries – this card was drawn for you and I just want to give you a big hug. Right now, you might feel like your mind is telling you that things are impossible or you might be wrestling with self-destructive thought patterns. We have ALL been there. Hell, I stayed frozen in life for three years – because I let my mind tell me I couldn’t do it. Well – what I love about this card – is that this is all an ILLUSION. See the swords in the card? Those are the silly things your mind might be telling you. See that butterfly? That’s you….and very easily – if you just unfurl your wings – you can fly around those swords with ease and soar into a bright future.

Question: What things have you been telling yourself that have been holding you back? Time to slay those illusions and take control. I know you can do it, Aries. I’m rooting for you.

Taurus – April 20 – May 20: 2 of Wands
Taurus – what a lovely card! This month it is time to join forces with others or another who shares your vision. It’s time to get out there and plan those great things for your future. FIRE UP THOSE AMBITIONS! It’s time to world dominate. Time to vision, plan for all those gorgeous possibilities the future holds and get down to it!
Question: What is a vision of yours for the future? How can you plan for it so that it will go smoothly? AND who is willing to walk with you to make this vision happen? This card makes perfect sense for this Taurus who is in pre-production for Revolver! What are you up to?

Feel free to answer the questions to your sign below in the comments.
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Your May 2014 Tarot Horoscope (Full Picture Post!)

What does the tarot say for you this month?

It’s time for WILD new adventures!
Me and my electric guitar meet for the first time.  <3 Me and my electric guitar. <3[/caption] My Wild Unknown Tarot cards have been calling me to play. I’m rocking out The Parlour online tarot class this Saturday and The Parlour in person in NYC on Thursday nights – so come out if the cards are calling to you!

And if you’re looking for your future? Look no further! Here’s my gift to you for the month of May:
Your Monthly Tarot Horoscope!
Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Six of Wands
Sweet Aries, you have been through it! You’ve been working to accomplish goals and make things move in your life. See those stacks of wands on the bottom? Those are the bramble that you’ve fought through to get what you want….and this card is about soaring above it all this month like that wild blue butterfly. Break out the rolling in the gutter best – because it is time to CELEBRATE. You’re going to achieve some sort of personal victory this month of May. Those seeds you planted awhile ago are all about busting out and blooming right now. This is about overcoming challenges and focusing on creating your success and gettin’ it. Get it. Get it!

Question: Successes, big and small, can make you feel electrified and on top of the world. For me, playing a song on my guitar start to finish without hesitating on chord changes gives me that high. What makes you feel successful in everyday life?


Taurus – April 20 – May 20: The Ace of Pentacles
My Sisters and Brothers of Taurus…what a delicious sign this card is! The “ace” is all new things beginning and the pentacles indicate abundance. This is the start of something incredible. Because it’s your birthday month – this is your card for your brand new year, too – and what a year that will be! Notice the glowing center in the Ace of Pentacles card? That shows that one beautiful seed created a massive abundant tree. Your new year is all about planting those seeds and having your dreams grow into the things you’ve always wanted. Make sure to “tend” to your seed – focus, water with inspiration, and get ready to have a blossoming tree on your hands by the end of this year!
Question: Plants are reminders of growth for me. As I type this – I am surrounded by lush green plants in my workspace in my kitchen garden. They remind me to pay attention, to enjoy and to nurture. What is one seed (wild dream) that you want to nurture and grow this year?

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Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 2 of Pentacles

Gemini, you have been dealing with lots of change, and as your birthday is approaching, you might be noticing that you have been balancing ALOT. The Two of Pentacles is a gentle reminder to keep things in balance as you’re getting ready to approach your new year. Like the wild butterfly in this card, you soar when things are balanced – when you feel like you have your school or work in check and you also have space and time for friends and family. That balance is crucial to your creativity and peace of mind, so let’s get ready to cultivate it!

Question: Whip out your Google Calendar, Sunrise Calendar, iCal or whatever scheduling device you’ve got going on – and Wild Gemini – force yourself to make a schedule for the next week for work and for play. What does your ideal week look like that includes time for work and time for rolling around in the gutter with friends?


Cancer – June 21 – July 22: 8 of Pentacles
My Darling Cancer, the number 8 keeps being drawn for you. Last month it was the 8 of wands and this month the 8 of pentacles. The spider on this card weaves her gorgeous web and gets lost in what she’s doing because she loves to create. She’s looking to weave a wild web around your month filled with creativity and va-va-voom. This month is about focusing on the things that make you lose track of time and make you feel electrified with creativity.

Question: You know those moments where you are having so much fun and are enjoying what you’re doing so much, you forget time completely? Sit for a moment and think of the last time you forgot about time and you felt a spark in what you were working on that made you feel truly alive.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: 2 of Cups
Are you ready for a wild co-conspirator, Leo? The two of cups appears and I scream “partner-in-crime”! Generally this points to a romantic partnership in traditional tarot, but how I read this is – a joining of two to create one awesome thing, a teaming up, a powerful force. This could mean a love partner coming in for you, it could mean a strengthening of your current relationship, or it can mean a gorgeous business/fun partnership with a friend to compile your ideas and make something 10 times better than you could have done alone. Be on the lookout for the other half in creativity or love or BOTH!

Question: How would you like two of cups to blossom in your life? A creative partnership? A kickass friendship? A smoking hot relationship? Daydream about what that looks like and write a few sentences down in your journal about this. Call it in, Babe. You’ve got this manifesting thing down.


Virgo – August 23 – September 22: The Fool
Time for a brand new beginning! The Fool is the first card of the deck and one of my favorites. The baby chick has a wild heart, no expectations and ALL adventure. You are PURE POTENTIAL right now – all of your options are open and you are ready for this next chapter in your journey. The sun is shining down on you. Let your heart guide you without limitations.

Question: You know those stories you hear of a person going to the airport with a single bag and deciding where they will go looking at the destinations when they get there? That’s you, Babe. Open your heart to be up for anything. What new life experience, adventure, or new thing do you want to try? The creative roads are open!

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Libra – September 23 – October 22: 9 of Pentacles

This month you are going to be feeling very self confident and gain a new sense of security in you are and where you want to be. In the traditional Rider-Waite deck – an image shows a woman looking over her garden and mentally taking in all the things she has grown. You’ve accomplished good things in life – keep going and see what other beautiful things appear in your garden. The 9 of Pentacles can also signify good things that your family has passed down to you and traits that you admire. What will you take with you as you move forward?

Question: Take a look at the things that you have accomplished so far. Name three things you’ve done (no matter if they are big or small) that you are really proud of that you’ve done.


Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: The Hierophant
Sweet Scorpio, this month you are in your favorite place to be…a time of knowledge and learning. You are so hungry for knowledge and you love teaching others, as well as learning at the same time. The Hierophant symbolizes that exchange. This is a time where others will come to you and see you as a guide, and also a time where you will seek out your own teacher. Soak up this experience. Be a leader to others, and seek out people that inspire you as well.

Question: What do you feel like you can teach others? What do you seek others to teach you?

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Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 10 of Cups
Lovely Sagittarius….this change of seasons will rocket you into a whole new space where EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE. After going through some hard or emotional times in the last year, things start to fall into place for you. This month delivers that joy, abundance and happiness that you’ve been wishing for. Everything is in alignment and things will flow for you this month. Get out there and take advantage of all of these great things.

Question: What does a perfect day mean to you? Write down 4 things that happen in a perfect day for you. Start to put those things into your days. If you are conscious about creating that – this month is going to flow easily. Enjoy every moment.

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Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: 3 of Pentacles
My love, Capricorn, you are a hard worker who realistically pushes on into their dreams and life. This month, the cards say that true teamwork is the answer to get you what you truly desire. You are self-reliant and don’t like to ask others for help too often. Let go of that and your team will appear. The 3 of Pentacles is about being able to climb that mountain together successfully which is something far greater than we could ever do on our own. This month, reach out to others for help and creative ideas, forge ahead as an unstoppable team and prepare to take the world by storm!

Question: Who are your favorite teammates or people you feel are capable and solid to join your “team”? Who do you look up to? Who do you rely on? Put all hands in the middle and shout…it’s your time to show the world what it’s about!

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: The Magician
When the Magician comes up for me – the one message I always take with me is: “You have everything you need in front of you”. The Magician is the only one in the deck who has every single suit laid out before him. This card is charged with electricity and “doing”! You’ve got all that flowing through you right now. There’s no need to feel lack or uncertainty, dear Aquarius…..everything you need is before you. You are holding the magic wand and you have the power to cast your own gorgeous spell of your life story.

Question: What is “in your blood” or a part of you that you are really proud of? What are things that come natural to you? See your own beautiful power and mystify the world with it.

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Pisces – February 19 – March 20: 7 of Wands
Pisces, it is time to risk something new. That courage and passion has been building up and it’s time to shine brightly, inspire others and stand your ground of you are and what you stand for. Whenever this card comes up for me, I always know that it is something related to me that is a true passion and true dream of mine. I got this card when I was about to do our Kickstarter – it means – time to use that courage and passion to fight for what you believe in and go for it! In life, you can’t please everyone. You have to go for what you want and what you believe in. Stand tall and light the way. You will inspire others by doing so.

Question: What “risky” thing are you willing to try this month? If you knew you would succeed at anything you prepared to do….what would you fling yourself into? Charge that passion!

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