Your March 2016 Tarot Horoscope with VIDEO!

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March is one of my favorite months.  It also has one of my Grandma Helen’s favorite celebration days in it: “March 4th”.  Every year on that date, we are supposed to “March FORTH” into something new and incredible.

So my question to you is….. what do you want to March Forth into this year?  

Celebrate with a small step on March 4th and go GET IT, Hunny!


I’m launching my brand new Tarot Beginners ONLINE course on March 20th for 6 gorgeous weeks!

Do you want in?  Hell yes, you do.  We get to spend every Sunday together…I am gonna broadcast myself live into your lap and I’m gonna show you everything you ever wanted to know about the tarot in an easy, badass, rock and roll way like none other.  So come and get it!

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Speaking of…if you want to catch me doing what I do best this month in New York City –
I’m “showgirling”and rocking it at:

March 2nd: Gala Darling’s Radical Self Love Book Party in NYC!  My girl, Gala is SLAYING it.  Let her show you how.  Overdose on her inspiration, her love and tips on how to rock this world with your own badass self. Superstar Gabriel Bernstein will ALSO be there.  I’m going to be throwing down some tarot cards for you and drawing down magic.  Come on down and click the link for tickets.

March 3rd: House of Yes Circus Revue: WTF Edition.  Oh, yes.  Bring it.  It’s House of Yes and things are going to be all sorts of………..hell YES.  Come see performers that are going to blow your mind.  For serious.  I’ll be rocking my own WTF variety as well.  GET IT.

March 12th, 19th, & 26th: These are dates of hot Saturday nights at the infamous Slipper Room, my burlesque home.  And guess what?  Your girl is going to be getting her sensual goddess on – on the stage.  You ready for that?  Yes you are.  I’m performing at 9:30 to midnight in two shows and go-go on these Sultry Saturdays!  Click on the link for tickets to the night you want to chill with me.  xo

Coming Up In April: Lust: Immersive Dinner Party, Art Installations and Performances.   Abby Hertz is going to turn out this party on April 17th.  Click the link above for details on the FB page.  You need to go.  Seriously. This shit is legendary.  Here’s a photo of our ritual when my Taurus sister, Abby Hertz, feeds me fire:

Now let’s go peek into the future together, shall we?

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  2 of Wands

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Ace of Cups

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  The Empress

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 7 of Pentacles

Cancer – June 21 – July 22: Ace of Pentacles

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  6 of Wands

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 3 of Cups

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Ace of Wands

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: The Magician

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 8 of Wands

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Knight of Wands

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: The Hermit

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Tarot Reading In A Red Room

Readings in the Red Room
I stayed up all night painting.
My paintbrush dipping and streaking lush deep red against walls a hundred years old.
Powered incense smoking from a cast iron cauldron,
my tarot cards spread out,
three red candles burning in the middle of the empty room.

I painted a new story in that room
built on magic, on fiery passion, on perfumed smoke, on wild creativity and up-all-night thoughts.

This morning, I walked in to see the sunlight reflect on my work,
and somewhere in the early morning my cards spilled,
tipped over and gave a reading of their own….
I wanted to share it with you.
Because I feel like this is for all of us…..

The Fool spoke of PURE POTENTIAL.
The Fool, that gorgeous chick just emerging from its own egg,
the Fool knows no boundaries.
What the hell is that?
The Fool is saying…throw yourself wildly into the unknown.
Take a chance.
Lead with your heart.
Do something new.
FUCK the obstacles and fear.
There is no room for that in your head….
only adventure.
Only new.
And like the very best things in life…
some people will turn to you and say…
“You want to do what? That’s crazy! Only a fool would do that…..”

And just smile.
Move forward.
Throw yourself into it with your heart…
and show ’em how it’s done.

Have a great weekend, my Loves!
Go get it.

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Danger Diary May 2015 Tarot Horoscopes

My beautiful friend, Teya, gifted me with this beautiful 100 year old fortune telling cup for my birthday, and I wanted to share its beauty with you.
It’s officially Springtime in NYC and so much is blossoming here – I will be announcing a brand new series of classes….stay tuned for all the details on Friday!
But until then, my Loves, here is your Tarot Horoscopes – I worked very hard on them – so if you love them – please SHARE and RT.
And if you love tarot and all things magic, check out The Parlour on Saturday!
Enjoy your reading….

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  The Lovers
Happy Birthday, my Fellow Taurus LOVERS!  I just celebrated my birthday on the 29th, but you know how us wild Taurus girls are – that party lasts for at least a solid month.  Bring IT!  So – interesting story, I was shuffling the deck for our card and The Lovers flew out of the deck and onto the couch where I was sitting.  I thought it was just a case of me not holding the cards tightly enough when I was shuffling, so I put The Lovers back in and proceeded to shuffle for another 10 minutes. I picked out our card, and guess what…..  The Lovers.

As Taurus people, we are ruled by Venus and we are all about love and sensuality.  Get ready to have a gorgeous month of la-la-love.  I’m talking romantic love like Bonnie and Clyde.  I’m talking friend love like Thelma and Louise.  I’m talking about you feeling that passionate vibe about your entire life like spring is blooming full swing.  Ride this gorgeous love emotion to bring the best of everything to you.  There’s going to be something absolutely irresistible about you this month.  You’re going to rock a spell like none other and attract the right loves (relationship and friendship) into your life.

Open your heart and let all the beauty come inside.

Question:  Taurus…I ask you a simple and powerful question this week…..What do you desire?

the-fool.jpgGemini – May 21 – June 20: The Fool

Gemini, remember when you were little and people asked you what you wanted to do, and you very clearly said with total and complete determination: “Astronaut.” “Veterinarian.” “President.”   You never hear a little kid say,  “Well, you know I really wanted to be an astronaut, but the space program is kind of shit right now, so I guess I’m not doing that after all,” or,  “I really wanted to be a vet, but man, how in the hell am I going to afford school and whatnot?”

I love The Fool card because it is you at your PURE POTENTIAL.  It is you saying fuck it to the obstacles, it is you not giving a damn about whatever is in your way and throwing yourself into it all – come what may.  I have tremendous respect for the Fool card and I love when it comes up in my readings.  Sometimes weighing the obstacles and thinking about the obstacles can not only create more obstacles but it can kill dreams.  Throw yourself into it and have the wild adventure that you deserve, Brave One.

Question:  If you had no idea what “obstacles” even were….what would you dare yourself to do?  

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  Daughter of Pentacles
Oh, Cancer Darling…The Daughter of Pentacles always represents a new start, new dreams, new prosperity.  The Daughter of Pentacles is my favorite artwork of the entire Wild Unknown deck and she also delivers such a juicy message!

Looking to grow abundance in your life?  Looking to draw in the perfect circumstances and perfect opportunities for yourself?  The Daughter of Pentacles brings these new things to you.  This month you shall find new inspiration, passion, and enthusiasm in a new project or experience.  Make a plan, stay focused and make it happen!

Question:  What is something that you have been dreaming of?  Are you ready for some new beginnings to come in that will bring abundance into your life?  You know all of those things that have been churning as possibilities….?  Go get them. 

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  8 of Pentacles
Oh, Leo!  When I see this little spider come up in the cards – it always makes me smile.  I was raised on a book called “Be Kind To Spiders” and “Charlotte’s Web”…so these little friends are always seen as good luck to me.  And on the card of the 8 of Pentacles….this is such good luck for you.  The 8 of Pentacles says that you are skilled and learning more every day.   I always think of this card as the “artist’s card” of the deck….as whatever our own “art” is – this month is about crafting it further.  This can happen through taking classes, learning through an internship or apprenticeship, or it can be through really furthering your skills with practice.  All of this hard work and discipline on your end will bring about a very successful venture in something that is the “art” of your heart.

Question: Dear Leo, what do you feel skilled in doing?  What are you drawn to learning or working on?  It’s that perfect time to take a class and increase your knowledge and your skill this month.  

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 6 of Wands

Virgo, I was very excited to pick this card for you this month, and I love how this deck illustrates the meaning behind this card.  Here you see a bunch of wands (bramble) and the butterfly soaring high above it.  I’ve talked about this story before – but it’s an important one, and Virgo – one that you need to hear.

See that butterfly?  Well, we know that previously, that butterfly was once a caterpillar and then it cocooned and turned to mush and then turned into a butterfly.  But maybe what you don’t know, that I didn’t know before – is that that butterfly has to fight its way out of its own cocoon.  It has to beat its wings over and over and over to get its own wings strong enough to fly. Then one day, the butterfly is strong enough to break through the cocoon with its own wings and it soars to the sky.  Transformed and triumphant.

THAT is this card.

This is about getting the credit you deserve and feeling that sense of triumph!  It is also a very public thing (as in, others will take notice).  From being in those sticks on the ground and then in that cocoon – it’s time for you to soar with success.

Question: Dear Virgo, what are things you are proud of?  Time to make a list and realize all the things you’ve done and accomplished.  Seeing that will only encourage you to draw more of that success to you.  Something is brewing! 

Libra – September 23 – October 22:  The Star
Libra – when was the last time that you went out, looked into the dark sky, saw one particular star and just made a wish out into the night?

That hope and wishing is what this month is all about!  Recently, I was a part of a gathering that I am sworn to secrecy over, but I can reveal that the precious hours that this event took place, I had renewed hope in my own juicy future and I am still at this moment, feeling incredibly inspired and trembling with the excitement of life itself.  That is what this card is.

Great power lies in opening your heart and letting your true unapologetic self out.

You know the old adage, “Dare to Dream”?  This month you are a fucking DARE DEVIL, Libra….as your motivation, inspiration and your harmony in knowing the world can be yours with a wave of your hand and ACTION….will be rocking the next 30 days.

Question:  Libra Love, what do you dream of when you let yourself?  Write down three things that give you “spark” to think of them…..and then make a wish.

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21:  The World
There are moments, dear Scorpio, like in the early hours of the morning this past Saturday as I danced on top of a couch, watching the sun come up over this gorgeous city I live in, where I feel truly alive, and like everything has truly come together.  The World is this perfect feeling, like you’ve got that WHOLE WORLD in the palm of your hands this month.

This is the final card of the major arcana in tarot and it is completion – it is those dreams coming true, it is realizing beauty around you and fully experiencing it, it is taking every single juicy moment in life and savoring it.

Imagine this:  I come to you with one single strawberry to feed you with.  Now some people might be disappointed with just one strawberry.  But I put this strawberry in your mouth and invite you to bite down on it ONCE.  I then have you hold that strawberry in your mouth without biting.  You savor the taste, the flavor, the texture and moments later, I let you finally bite down and devour it.   That single strawberry that might have been normally thrown back without thought, is now a full worldly, gorgeous experience.  As you are living these days of May…focus on the pleasures, the successes, the things coming together….and relish as more comes to you and dreams unfold.

Question: Scorpio, what is something right now, at this very moment, that you are truly savoring in your life?  What can you do in the next 24 hours that will make your day that much more juicy and fruitful?  The World is also about sharing – so drag someone else into this gorgeousness.  GO.

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: The Chariot
Sagittarius – when this card flips itself over…the very first message this card says to me is:  “Time to take the reigns.”  MORE importantly than that, this card says, you WILL be successful, and it’s time to push your determination level to do so.  Babe, let’s talk about laser focus, let’s talk about slaying all distractions and GETTING IT, let’s talk about putting your eyes on that damn prize and claiming that motherfucker.

You feeling good about this?  Because you should.  Time to amp up that self confidence and be the leader that you know you can be.  Have faith in yourself and watch the world open to you.

Question: Think about it…..when is the last time you felt like a “leader”?  When is the last time you’ve taken charge?  Think about that moment, and know that you have it in you.  What goal are you ready to get?  This is the perfect time to make this happen for you.  You’ve got this.

2-of-wands.jpgCapricorn – December 22 – January 19: Two of Wands.

Capricorn, the Two of Wands ALWAYS signifies getting ready to step outside of your own box and grow outward and upward.  It is embroiled with adventure, with enthusiasm and with passion.  In the traditional Rider-Waite deck, a man stands surveying the land with the “world” in his hands.  That’s the vibe of this card, getting that courage up to make your move for world domination.  You can start to see your plan forming, and you know what you need to do.

Before I started doing burlesque, I would go to shows, watch, see what was out there, and also figure out what my own “thing” was that I wanted to perform and put out there.  I really had a desire to sing and do burlesque at the same time, and I was setting the wheels in motion to make that happen.  When I approached the burlesque troupe, Ixion, who performed with a live band, I lied and said that I was used to singing and dancing – and pushed myself out of my comfort zone to learn quickly and make that dream happen.   It worked!  When you make the 2 of wands work for you – doors of the world open!

Question:  What is something that you want in life that will push you out of your comfort zone to get it?  Make a list of 3 things that you would do if you could not fail and go for it with this powerful energy of the 2 of wands!

7-of-pentacles.jpgAquarius – January 20 – February 18: Seven of Pentacles
My Darling Aquarius, we now find ourselves in the 5th month of this new year, and the cards are asking you to take a pause for a moment, to stop and look around and to see where you are right now.  A few months ago, I was listening to the radio and two scientists were discussing how when a rocket leaves for the moon, it does so with only a 20% accuracy rate.  That means, that the astronauts have to keep checking back in to make sure they stay on course to get to the moon.  Now, of course they are going to make their target, but the only way that they do so is by doing a “check-in”.  This card is that version of a “check-in” for you!

This is a great time to see what’s going on, give yourself a pat on the back for your accomplishments, and make sure that you are feeling good about how you are moving forward.  Are there adjustments to be made?  Are you feeling on top of your game?  No matter what your answers are – checking in is going to give you that boost that you needed!

Question: Take a look at what’s happening in your world, have you seen some great results at what you’ve been doing thus far?  Look at everything….is it time for a direction change?  A course adjustment?  Or are you feeling on track?  This “check in” is going to help you grow even faster and further this year!


Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  The Empress.
Oh, Pisces!  The Empress is calling you to take off your shoes, put your bare feet on the ground, and run and dance and create with all the wildness inside of you!  Whenever the Empress comes up in a reading, I always take note…..she is the “mother goddess” of the tarot deck – and she is sensual, caring, creative and wild.  When she appears, she is reaching out her hand to you – to follow in her footsteps!  So get ready to live that wild and nurturing side of you….

Right now in New York City, the past few gorgeous days have been absolutely lovely – sunny, warm and most importantly, the winter coats have been shed!  There’s the spark of newness, of excitement, of abundance, of life, of beauty and creativity……that “Spring Fever” is what I imagine the spirit of the Empress to be.  Since she’s come up in your reading, this month is all about really getting in touch with those things that make you feel “on fire”.  Your creativity and your sensuality are your SUPER POWERS this month.  There is also that mothering side that will come out that makes others feel at ease around you and taken care of.

Relish every month of this gorgeous month!

Question: Your prescription for this month is a healthy dose of creativity and sensuality!  What creative projects are aspirations in your life truly make you feel alive?  WORK IT and see how good you feel.  There is power in all you create this month.

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : 3 of Cups
Dearest Aries…
I call them “Train Tracks.”
As in…. “I would lay down on train tracks for you.”

The friends that are Train Tracks for me, are the ones that the energy of this card represents. Perfect camaraderie. This is about having both ease and sense of each other’s souls. I’m talking about really being seen by another person, and they in turn see you.

This is your “birds of a feather” crew, your very own tribe of awesome, the family that you called in.   In a similar vein of the Lovers card, but referring to friends, this month is all about bringing in those tried and true friends for some intense celebrating, life loving, life living and rocking this out together.
You gain strength to do the things you need to do in life through these moments of celebration and friendship.

Question: Who are those people that make you feel truly alive? This is the month to gather them together and celebrate as much as possible. Aries, I want you to really look at your current friend crew – who makes you feel alive and happy after you hang out together? Who makes you feel drained? Really look at this – as you are ready to embark on a powerful year for you. Time to gather your solid co-conspirators.

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(PHOTOS) Your April 2015 Tarot Horoscope!

Here are my April 2015 Tarot Horoscopes for you, my Danger Darlings!

I put my heart into these readings every month, and this is my love offering to you.

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Just before I dive into the reading….tomorrow is a BIG DAY!

One of my last classes with the divine Miss Kitty Cavalier and Gala Darling.  Photo Credit:  Beth Mayesh.

One of my last classes with the divine Miss Kitty Cavalier and Gala Darling. Photo Credit: Beth Mayesh.

My kickass, fun classes about Sensuality, Magic, and Fierce Confidence are in NYC starting tomorrow and ALL OVER THE WORLD!

Hope to see you there….and NOW…..your April 2015 Tarot Horoscopes!
Aries – March 21 – April 19 : Ace of Pentacles
Happy Birthday, my Aries Darling….oh how I love this card, and how I love the look of this month for you.  The Ace in Tarot is the start of a whole “new beginning”.  For instance, the very first time I went cross country to see America and slept in a car under the stars….I had butterflies in my stomach for a week before.  Why?  Because I knew my whole world was about to change.  Things I had only seen before in pictures, were out there, waiting for me to see them with my own eyes.  Formations of land, bends in the road, villages and towns tucked away, roadside spectacles….they were all out there for me to discover.

Adventure was about to be my lover.  You dig?

I also knew that nothing would be the same again… a good way.  I would return a different person – and it was the start of a whole new mindset for me.   That is the story of the Ace of Pentacles.  The Pentacles deal with the element of “earth” and point towards abundance and a more positive outlook in life.  Are you ready to start a whole new phase of beauty, my birthday darling….?

Question: Take a look at that star in the middle, Dear Aries.  In this cross-section of the mighty oak tree, it is a reminder that a great tree started with a single seed.  That single seed is what you are planting now, as you continue to grow into that grand and gorgeous tree of your own dreams.  This year shall be a gorgeous year of growth and new beginnings.  What seeds do you want to plant in your life?  The soil is fertile.  Trust.  

Taurus – April 20 – May 20: The High Priestess
Woooohoooo, Taurus…. you sensual and seductive creature, the High Priestess walks beside you this month and gives you that extra boost of confidence, mystery and intuition.  From the time I was very little, I was obsessed with the moon.  I remember standing on my bed, holding onto the windowsill and staring at her for what seemed like hours.  The moon holds that hypnotic quality over mere mortals, her beauty mesmerizing and mysterious.  She also is quite powerful – controlling the tides of earth and emotions.  The Moon is my version of The High Priestess….and YOU, my darling Taurus, have that mystery and hypnotic quality this month.  A mere batting of your eyelash will send shivers down spines, a flick of your hip will cause of cause a flurry of trembling lust.  YOU have got it, and you are going to be feelin’ it this month!  Stand in your confidence and strut like a High Priestess should.  You’ve got the moon in your hair and the stars in your eyes.

Question:  Taurus, you intuitive Beauty….you know what it’s like when synchronicity happens, that feeling when everything is as it should be, when luck is on your side, and you are getting the signs left and RIGHT.  When do you feel the most powerful and confident?  How can you bring this feeling into your life more this month?  Your mojo is working strong, my Love, give it a little bit more fuel and take off like a rocket to the moon.  

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: The Hermit
Gemini, I’ve got this weird thing with birthdays.  It’s like my very own New Year.  Fuck January 1st…you know what I’m saying?  Wait.  Your birthday isn’t for another 2 months-ish……PERFECT. That’s why you are getting this card right now.  Lemme lay it out this way…when it’s my birthday, I start to reflect on the past year, and then past years before that, and future years, and where I am, and where I want to be, and what I dream of, and the person I’ve been and who I’m becoming.  It’s a whole thing.  I’m guessing on some level, you do the same.  And the Hermit, the cute little turtle friend that he is, is luring you in…. he’s like,  “Hey, you….Gemini!  Come here for a second.  Give yourself a break.  Settle down from running fifty thousand miles an hour, okay?  Chill the fuck out. See this turtle shell?  Yeah.  It’s pretty awesome.  Let’s go on an adventure for a second…imagine you can just retract from life for a moment, and be safe in this shell.  Imagine you can spend some time asking yourself what you want….what do you dream…..who do you want to be…..where do you want to go……?  Give yourself time.  Give yourself a moment.  See that light on top of the shell?  That symbolizes your inner light.  If you give yourself time, you will light up with all of your own answers.  Then you can re-emerge into life and spread that calm knowing around to those around you.”

The talking turtle is wise.

Set some time aside for yourself, dear Gemini and let yourself daydream and imagine.  You will find so many beautiful answers inside yourself.

Question:  Time to ask yourself those questions….what do you dream of?  What do you want?  Where would you like to go?  Don’t ask these questions with pressure.  Ask them with genuine quiet interest and intrigue.  Then move forward by making adjustments in your life where you see fit.  Remember, dear Gemini, rockets take off from the earth to the moon with only a 20% accuracy…they have to keep checking to make adjustments.  This is your sweet little adjustment moment.  You’ve got this.

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  The Fool
The very first tarot deck I ever had was the Goddess Tarot.  It’s a beautiful deck with goddesses replacing all the major arcana cards.  The very first card in the deck is the goddess Tara, which is my beloved birth name.  The Tara card was the Fool card….the start of the journey….the beginning of it all.  I have always loved this card deeply and I feel like it is one of the most lucky cards of the deck.  I love the picture on this Wild Unknown deck, too….the little chick, just born, full of PURE POTENTIAL.  That’s where you are, Cancer.  That’s where I want your mindset to be this month.  Let me tell you a little story, and I want you to picture it like you are here with me…..okay?  Grab my hand……

I woke up in the middle of the night last night.  Without even thinking, I got out of bed, pulled on my coat, and went for a walk among the trees in the mountain.  It is where I feel safe.  It is where I feel like my mind can be quiet.  Now….I looked up at one point, and saw all the stars above me and took in the vastness of the sky on this crisp night….and I thought….wow.  I’m alive right now.  I’m alive and I exist in this world, and I can write the story of my life…..  I can start a new gorgeous day tomorrow and a new good adventure with this new month of April.  It was almost like a baptism of the moon over my heart and my spirit.  I take this walk with you now, and the two of us sit on my favorite rock in the mountains and we stare at the night sky.  We think of all of the dreams that stir in our hearts and I squeeze your hand, because anything is possible.  And fuck the obstacles.  Fuck them.

I don’t believe in obstacles.  I believe in You.

Question:  When I whisper to you of your wildest and purest potential…..what gorgeous images come to your mind?  Let them flow….don’t censor them, don’t turn them into what other people want to see, don’t judge them, let them just morph into the beautiful creatures that they want to be.  There’s a feeling of newness in the air for you…throw yourself into the journey that your heart has been dreaming of.  It’s time.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: The Sun
Lovely Leo, for the first time this year….a mere four days ago, something lovely happened.  I was walking down a street in Brooklyn with my little chihuahua friend, Niney, and as I turned a corner, the sun was in my face.  For the first time I can remember in what seemed like forever, the sun was warm on my skin.  The feeling was so beautiful it stopped me in my tracks….and there I stood, on a busy Brooklyn street, completely still, eyes closed, face tilted toward the sun with my chihuahua by my side.  Those brief moments in the sun that day, warmed my heart for the rest of the afternoon.  I had a spring in my step, knowing the sun is shortly returning to me.  When I get this card, dear Leo, I think of the sun living in my chest.  Can you imagine how good that would feel?  That’s you, Babe.  You know when you get a crush on someone so hard you feel like you are glowing from the inside out?  That’s you, Lover.  You know when wild ideas you have start to work and weave themselves in your life and your heart starts fluttering like a bird’s wings?  Yep….YOU.  This month.

The rays of the sun shall reach your heart and warm it.  You will find yourself being the “light” in every room you walk into.  You will be irresistible.  You will have the power to make some girl in Brooklyn stop in her tracks and tilt her face towards you as the world rushes around her.  Do you know what I’m saying?    As John Lennon sang, “We all shine on….”    Feel that shiny, glittery, gorgeousness of you….and then shine it to everyone around you and bask in the warmth.

Question: Dear Leo, when is the last time that you felt warmed from the inside out?  What makes you feel like you are “on fire”?  Go after things that make you feel lovely this month, the things that make you warm, the things that hold your heart in an embrace like the sun.

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: The Hierophant
My Virgo Love, the raven sits upon the “key of knowledge” as it is struck by the colorful lightning strike that can only be known as “a-ha”!  You know what I’m talking about…..that moment when you get it, the moment when all makes sense.  If you’ve been feeling lost, then let me tell you what the Raven wants to communicate.  Now…my sweet Grandma Helen always interpreted this card’s story as “the teacher and the guide”.  And the best part about the way she interpreted it, was not only was this card saying…. it is time to find your teacher and guide to grow towards your future….but it was also an acknowledgment that YOU, my darling Virgo, have some serious things to teach others as well…..and that you must be open to being in your power as a guide as well.

When my life gets uncertain or wild or shifted, one of the things that will make me snap back into it is throwing myself into a schedule.  For many years, when I was regularly in the city, before I was touring everywhere like a wild thing, I regularly attended a New Moon Circle that Barbara Biziou held every month.  Having a regular practice, and having a teacher and guide in Barbara as I was making so many changes in my life, really helped me grow. I also started to see my own natural strengths and discover how I could help others.  I really wanted to help other women feel confident and kickass and take back their own sensual natures.  That’s why I decided to start my classes online and in NYC this month.  It is SO important to find your teachers and guides in this life, and also find what YOU have to offer others at the same time.

Question: My Virgo Friend, what teacher or guide are you seeking out right now?  If you could close your eyes and have a teacher appear before you…..what would they teach you?  What are you in need of right now?  It is time for you to seek that teacher.  Also, what do you feel like comes to you naturally that you can help others learn?  How can you guide others?  When your heart is open to helping others, the ones who will help you will arrive in your life.  A brand new journey of teaching and learning awaits you.

Libra – September 23rd – October 22nd:  6 of Cups
Lovely Libra, the one story that this card wants you to always remember is that you are made up of more than you realize.  Your “roots” hold color and vibrance under the surface.  I remember being in Florida during a massive hurricane and flying down the empty highway in my beat-up Camaro as the wind blew so hard, the palm trees were almost sideways.  The thing about palm trees is that their roots are so strong, those skinny trees can actually stand huge winds and still not budge.  The 6 of Cups reminds me of that.  The 6 of Cups tells you to indulge for a moment in the sweetness and kind memories of the past.  There can be a power in nostalgia if you look back at the beautiful things that have made up your life.  These same things are what you can lean on when the wind wants to blow you over….you can root into the memory and strength of your past.  And if you look back, and you start to miss someone from your past who is no longer here physically or is no longer in your life (whether they have moved or you’ve lost touch), remember that their story and their good influence on your life is still wrapped within your roots making you stronger against the storm.

In a recent diary post, I talked about the importance of 8 and 80. This is my idea that we always need to check in with our inner 8 year old and make sure that they are giving the thumbs up for what we are doing in our lives and then at the same time, making sure our 80 year old versions of us are psyched about the stories that they will get to tell. The 6 of Cups can be something like this. Visit with your inner 8 year old….they are still alive and well, just part of those gorgeous roots of yours….feed them with adventure and love.

QuestionThe 6 of Cups holds the positive memories, the memories passed from one generation to another. What great gifts have previous generations given you and what gifts can you pass down?    

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21:  6 of Pentacles
Scorpio, the 6 of Pentacles talks of good fortune coming into your life.  Just like on the card in the photo, this fortune comes to you in something you’ve grown yourself….something you’ve worked for and now you are starting to see some things come to fruition.  My darling, you also have known what it was like to struggle before things have turned your way.  Many times in life, we have been on the “good end” of money and finances and abundance, and also on the “bad end”.  If right now you are finding yourself on a lucky streak with abundance coming to you through your work, it’s time to reach back to someone who might be struggling and lend a hand.   The more I live in this world, the more I realize all the ways we have such an effect on each other.  I believe as we grow we can help others and the cycle can continue for all of us to be able to feel what it feels like to be successful on our own terms, doing things that we love for a living.

Imagine this…..someone walks up to you and gives you 10 million dollars…..but the catch is – you can’t spend it on yourself, you have to help others with the money.  Who would you help?

Okay, now….you might not have 10 million dollars….but you can still help someone just as if you did.  You’re creative, Scorpio, keep your eyes open…and the answer to that last question….there’s someone out there whose life you can make better just with a hand out in care.  Who will it be?  I promise your act of kindness will enrich all.

Question: Scorpio, a few weeks ago, I passed by my first apartment in the city.  When I lived there, I had one thin winter coat.  As I drove my car past that old familiar stoop, I yelled, “In the future you have FIVE winter coats, it’s going to be OKAY!”  I have often fantasized about being able to wrap one of my coats up and bring it back to that stoop and hope it can time travel back to the old me who needed it.  What would you bring back in time for Old You to make his/her life better?  IS there a way that you can do that act of kindness for someone right now who might need it?

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: The Hanged Man
My darling Sagittarius….I must admit that when I pull this bat friend out of the deck, it generally comes at a time where I am feeling a bit stuck in my life…..and I am always grateful that this card comes to me with its unique message:

“Time to look at things from a new perspective.” 

The Hanged Man in a traditional deck always has a calm look on his face….the world has been rushing him, or pushing him to make decisions and take certain paths.  He decides to take “a break” for a moment and meditates hanging upside down on the tree.  Sometimes when we’re feeling stuck or confused, it’s hard to see things as they really are…..the Hanged Man flips the world upside down, and then by looking at things from a new perspective, everything starts to make sense.  Also, it should be noted, that after the bat takes his break and looks at things in a new perspective, he unfolds his big beautiful wings and SOARS…. this is you this month, dear Sagittarius.

When Burke and I were writing Revolver, we felt like we had it finished and it worked.  We showed the early version of the script to several people and everyone had a completely different opinion on how to fix it or change it.  It became overwhelming trying to figure out what to do.  We went back to it six months later, and because we gave ourselves a break and distanced ourselves from the writing for a moment, we were able to read it with new eyes and see the parts that really worked and the parts that didn’t.  We had new perspective by giving it a break for a moment and coming back to it.  We easily fixed it and completed the story that had all of our friends saying “THIS IS IT!”  Sometimes you just need a break to be able to see exactly what you have!

Question: Never fear, Sagittarius, the Hanged Man is a welcomed card!  For he is wise, gives himself a break, and finds a new way to look at things to proceed.  What in your life would you like a “New Perspective” on?  This month will help you open to new ideas and new creativity simply by looking at regular life a bit differently.  

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: Ace of Cups
Oh my Love, Capricorn….this month delivers you a goblet of opportunity.  This, my darling, is the magic elixir.  It is offered to you with love, and when you take a sip, you feel your heart open in your chest to all the “New Beginnings” that you have before you.  The ace always stands for new beginnings.  The cups are rooted in emotions – love and creativity.  Get ready to fall in love in a deep, deep level with your current relationship or with a new version of your creative work.  Your emotions are open and close to the surface, which is a beautiful moment for creative work – writing, painting, performing, dancing….you can’t go wrong this month.

By sipping the Ace of Cups, your world will “open”.  The things that you have been wishing for will be coming toward you….your “magnet” will be ON, and you will easily find yourself doing the right things in life, rather than standing aside and contemplating what you should do.  When I started doing burlesque, I remember having a great idea for a comedy burlesque piece that involved a fake mouse, a chair and me in a 1950s housewife outfit.  I loved the concept of it and kept trying to push it to work for me.  I went through the motions of it, but I guess in the end, it wasn’t really my style. When I sat with myself, when I was open to what I truly wanted to do, I knew I wanted to do classic “slow burn” style burlesque.  That’s what everything about me wanted to do….and once I started down that road, it all seemed easy, it came to me easy, rather than pushing something that I though might be good but wasn’t me.  So that slow burn style was my sip of the Ace of Cups….my real emotion overflowing and being brought to the stage…..real, true and powerful.  Relish every sip!

Question:  Get ready to feel that falling in love feeling!  Whether it’s with a partner or with your creative work – it is coming!  What things do you feel most “in love” with in your life right now?  What do you want to bring into your life?  Take a sip of that Ace of Cups….and let the world know what you want….it will start coming to you this month.

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: Father Of Pentacles
My Sweet Aquarius, just look at this card!  That Father of Pentacles is bold and TAKING OVER. This is your month to really step into your leadership style, my darling.  Let me tell you the story of this powerful Father of Pentacles….he is able to “go for it” in all that he does this month, and everything he touches turns to gold.  People look up to the Father of Pentacles as someone who knows what the hell they are doing and is an authority figure.  The cool thing about this Father of Pentacles, is that he also is really supportive of others who are looking to do their dreams.  He offers support and encouragement to those around him who are looking to make a change, take a leap and throw themselves into their wild hearted whims.  He is someone to depend on, and he is seen as a leader of his friends.  His success and abundance grows with every passing day, and those around him celebrate as well because he always supports and celebrates them.

Read that one more time, Aquarius.  He is YOU this month.

Doesn’t that feel good?  Doesn’t that description feel good?   I mean, look at that card.  You are there….stunning, in charge, and glowing with all the potential you have and all the things you put into action and DO.  #getitgetit

Question: Imagine you’ve been cast in a play as the Father of Pentacles.  How would you play this magnificent creature?  What would you go after in your life with the determination to succeed?  What would you like to turn into “gold” in your life?  How can you support the dreams as others as well?  If you have any doubt this month, look at this card, and push forward! <3

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  Two of Pentacles.
Darling Pisces….there’s a story about how butterflies come out of the cocoon that I want to share with you.  Did you know that when a butterfly larvae is in the cocoon, their whole world is just mush until they start to form into this beautifully colored creature with wings.  Then the butterfly starts to pound its wings against the sides of the cocoon to escape.  For quite some time, the butterfly just keeps pounding its wings over and over against the sides of the cocoon.  And finally, once the butterfly has strong enough wings, the cocoon is broken and the butterfly soars.  I think of this story whenever I’m going through a moment of struggle, because I think of that butterfly in me, getting ready to soar in a moment.  Through work and personal change, the soaring will start to happen and the real fun begins.

The two of Pentacles is about having a perfect balance between work and play and being able to balance the things that come at you.  If things change, you can handle it like a boss, and keep moving on to a new adventure.  The two of Pentacles is ready to bring the fun in, it’s ready to “go with the flow”, it’s being in touch with that side of us that’s flexible and ready for good adventures.

Question: My Lovely Pisces….how can you find more balance in your life?  Make sure you are giving yourself time to “play” and time to “work”.  How can you let go and have more flow in your life?  Get ready for some calm and beautiful balance with a gorgeous touch of fun this month!

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Your February 2015 Tarot Horoscopes (PICTURE POST)

Welcome February 2015!

Here is my February 2015 Tarot Horoscopes for you!
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Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: The Chariot
Happy Birthday, Aquarius!  To start off your own personal New Year, the Chariot awaits. This is really good news for your coming year. In the past year, it may have seemed like things were beyond your control and out of your hands. Well, the Chariot’s message is that this year – your hands are on the reigns to your destiny! This is a card of success, of victory, of about taking action and being in charge. Move forth boldly, Aquarius – you have GOT this.

Question: What are you ready to take “the reigns” on and bring to victory for you this year? What dreams have you been working towards or looking for that you are ready to reach? The cards are in your favor and say that triumph awaits!  

Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  Ace of Pentacles.
Pisces….the ace always brings “new beginnings”. You’ve just entered a brand new year, and will shortly be having your “own” New Year celebration – as your birthday approaches. Your theme for this month is about planting the seeds for those new beginnings that you would like see come to you in this next year. I love this card and its imagery – in the cross-section of this great oak – you can see the heart of it – where the seed was planted right in the middle. This is about you planting your own seed for something to grow abundantly in your own life. I want you to sit back for a moment and think about what you really want to bring in for this coming year.

Question: What would you like to bring in for 2015? If you were given 3 seeds to plant that were dreams of yours to grow, what dreams would those seeds signify?

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : The Magician
Oh, my Darling Aries….this card serves as a reminder to you…
“You have everything you need before you.”
A little tarot trivia: this is the only card in the entire deck that has all four suits arranged in it -the swords, the cups, the wands and the pentacles. Because I read the cards all the time, I find that the Magician always finds its way to me when I need that reminder that I can do anything I set my mind to do. The Magician is solid and grounded, and at the same time he is known for making the impossible – possible. This month, he is your co-conspirator. Don’t let things that haven’t worked in the past get you down. Today is a new day. This month is full of possibilities and you will be rocking all of them with pure potential. You’ve got an extra boost this month. Destroy the obstacles in your mind and let’s get some mojo working.

Question: There’s a quote from Alice in Wonderland that I adore: “I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three, animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.”
Slay your own Jabberwockys, Aries.
Create your magic and it will be a powerful sight to behold.
What do you want to conjure, my darling?
Take further steps to make that happen this month.

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  6 of Pentacles
My Sweet Taurus….I want to share a personal story with you.  When I was just going to college, I was on such a tight budget and I had to make the choice between getting ballet shoes for my class or winter boots.  I had to choose the ballet shoes because they were a requirement in my program. I was determined to be super independent and never told anyone in my life how bad off I was at the moment. 3 weeks later, snow arrived, and I destroyed my ballet slippers walking through it.  A classmate informed me that her mother was giving away a bunch of her own shoes – and asked me what my size was.  The next day, the girl brought in brand new black Doc Martins in size 10 from her mom.  Now.  We all knew that the Mom wasn’t rocking these Doc Martins – and this kindness to me from a complete stranger still brings tears to my eyes.  Well, Taurus, it’s time for you to be the one bringing the Doc Martins to someone.  The 6 of Pentacles is all about generosity, kindness, helping others and sharing.  Now the 6 of Pentacles can mean being on the giving or receiving side of this… true abundance is being able to both give and receive.  You’ve got an open giving heart, Taurus, and this month you can change someone else’s life with your kindness.  It will come back to you 10 fold.

Question:  How can you help change someone’s life this month?  Think of small and big ways that you can make a difference.  And remember, it doesn’t have to involve money, giving time or work to a cause, or to help another person can make a massive difference.

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 2 of Wands
Gemini, you are on the verge of discovery and adventure as you move forward into 2015. The wands deal with creativity.  The two of wands suggests that you have had creative ideas that you want to pursue and it is all about setting an action plan into motion and moving forward. It is time to push yourself out of your comfort zone and throw yourself full force into your creative ideas.  You can DO IT.

The only thing that is possible in stopping you – is that dreaded 4 letter F word:  Fear.  When fear of new things wants to slow you down, keep pushing forward.  My dear friend, Jeff Moody, once told me that fear stands for “Forgetting Everything is All Right.”  I remind myself that almost every single day.  A world is waiting for you.  Set those wild plans into action and rock it!

Question:  Action is your theme this year, Gemini!  What creative ideas would you love to “throw yourself into”?  What ideas have made you super passionate and made you excited about your life?  Go for those.  Full force.  You won’t regret it.

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  The Hermit
Right now, as I type this, I’m sitting in my Parlour, the sun is coming up and snow is falling outside my window onto the city.  The snow creates a blanket of quiet and there is calm.  It is moments like these that I love in the city – moments when few people are really awake and it feels like I have time to think, be quiet, and watch the city wake up slowly around me.   It is in these sacred spaces, of the quiet of the early morning/late late night hours, that I come up with my best ideas and with ways I can implement them.

The Hermit is all of that above.  The Hermit is just like that turtle friend on the card, temporarily ducking inside to have a quiet moment by himself to gather his thoughts.  February is a perfect time for you to gather your thoughts, spend some quiet alone time brainstorming and creating new possibilities.  Once you emerge from this quiet, you will bring “light” to yourself and the world with your knowledge.

Question:  Time to take some quiet time and really dig deep into your soul – of what you want this year, what you dream of, and what creative beautiful ideas there are around you. Set aside 30 minutes in the next 48 hours to go for a silent walk in your neighborhood.  Try and take more time for yourself this month….you hold all the answers to everything you need.  When you value your creative time to yourself, all your answers will come to the surface.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: The Emperor
Darling Leo, as I started to shuffle for you, The Emperor showed up face up.  I put him back in the deck with the other cards face down and shuffled for another five minutes. When I flipped over the card, The Emperor was there waiting for you once again.  This strong leader and “Father” of the entire deck is walking with you this month.  He passes on his leadership and take charge ability to you.  The Emperor is someone who gets the job done, takes command, is a kickass provider and has his friends’ backs.  He’s got structure, good planning and action in all of his days.  Stand super tall this month, and lead the way.

Question: Dear Leo, in what ways can you take more charge in your life?  In what ways can you rock your leadership qualities and be in command more often?  You will find that the “in charge” role suits you

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: Daughter of Wands
Oh, Creative Virgo, this is a perfect card for you in the second month of your New Year!  In the tarot, the Wands speak of creativity and fiery passion.  The Daughters in the deck are the ones that have the imagination and dreaming skills to come up with visionary ideas for the future.  Put those together and you’ve got a great combination for your month.  The Daughter of Wands is a wild free spirit and adventurer, who easily comes up with great ideas that make people take notice.  Let her free spirit take you on new idea explorations this month – follow your creative sparks and go for it!

Question: Sweet Leo, The Daughter of Wands shows you the blooms of new adventure, ideas and sparks for this year.  When do you feel like your best ideas come to you?  I want you to answer that, and then I want you to create that situation in the next 3 days and write down 1 or 2 creative ideas that set your heart aflame to go for this year.

Libra – September 23 – October 22:  The Sun
Lovely Libra, The Sun and all the beauty that comes from it, arrives in your reading this month!  I love the sunshine, and here in the Northern Hemisphere during the dead of winter, I follow the sunshine from room to room in my apartment to get the most sun during the day.  The Sun card is about that feeling when you are radiating warmth on the inside and out, no matter what season. It is pure joy and good things.  It is basking in the beauty of your life and this world.  Take it all in.

Question: Lovely libra….what things in life make you explode with joy?  What simple pleasures in the world can make you feel like the sun is warming up your entire spirit?  In this next month, focus on those things, and I dare you to do one in the next 72 hours!

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21:  6 of Cups
Scorpio, this month, you are find yourself connecting to the positive and good things in your past – by way of nostalgia.  A few days ago on Instagram, my friend Our Lady J, put three photos side by side of herself from different periods in her life (from childhood, in her early 20s and now).  She wrote, “Love Yourself In All Of Your Journey”.  And I was really struck by that because sometimes I feel so disconnected from old photos of me sometimes.   This month, you will find comfort and inspiration from your “roots” and looking back.  Know that the good things in your past still live inside you.  This month is a healing process with feeling the comfort of the past come to your present.

Question: Scorpio, what beautiful memories do you have from the past that you would like to bring into your life today? 

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: Ace of Swords
Sagittarius – are you familiar with the story of the Sword and the Stone?  Whenever I pick this card, that story is immediately what flashes across my mind.  For this month, you are Arthur, and as people come from far and wide to pull the sword from the stone, they cannot do it.  But you – you walk right up to the sword, grab the handle and pull it out with ease.  The aces always mean “New Beginnings” – so it’s time for a brand new beginning of “getting to the point” and accessing your true power and strength.  This is your month for BREAKTHROUGHS!  Rock it out, dear Sagittarius.  Never be afraid to get to the point and be the true you.

Question: In your life, what is something that you would like to see a “breakthrough” on?  Time to pull that sword from the stone.  Today is a perfect day for a new beginning.

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: The Wheel of Fortune
Oh, my darling Capricorn, the Wheel of Fortune was drawn for you this month.  I would say that this year is getting off to a good start for you.  The Wheel of Fortune is about good luck and your fortune changing for the better.  It seems like whenever this card comes up in the deck, it means that my previous luck wasn’t so great and now things are about to boldly change in my favor.  From this, I’m guessing that perhaps major parts of 2014 weren’t really your cup of tea, but the cards say – 2015 is going to be when your luck shines on you in all that you do.  Your time has come and you will find “lucky” things coming to you out of nowhere.

Question:  Be aware of “lucky” things or good fortune coming to you.  Even if it’s as small one day as finding some extra change on the ground… note it down and watch even more good things multiply coming to you!  

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Picture Post: Your December 2014 Tarotscopes

tarot.jpgAt last, your monthly Tarotscope is back!
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Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: The World
The World?
You’re sitting on top of it.  Get ready for some great things coming up for you for this month and moving into 2015.  This card is the last card of the major arcana and it’s that big party at the end of the deck – there’s a naked girl dancing in the middle of it in traditional decks for christsakes. And naked girls dancing are always awesome. That’s what this is like.  You’re ready to rip off your clothes, dance your ass off and fully feel all the awesome shit you’ve got going on.  Inspiration, passion, joy.
Get it. Get It.

Question: What inspires you?  What brings you wild joy?  What makes you feel like you are rocking out with the universe? Do THOSE things this month.  See you on the go-go box at Slipper Room.

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: The Star
Darling Capricorn.
You have been looking for a sign for good things coming for you and this is it. The star is a card of hope and lets you know that you have more resources available to you than you realize right now.
Read that sentence again. Seriously.  Italicize and BOLD that shit in your brain.
The star urges you to go for it, to take action, to hurl your gorgeous self into the unknown of your dreams – big and small.
Now is the time…..
the stars are on your side and I believe in you.

Question:  What dreams have you put on hold lately or what old dreams or things that inspire you can you bring to the present? What small steps can you take to start the ball rolling on your wildest dreams?

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: Ace of Cups

Aquarius – A shining goblet sits before you and beckons you to drink, my darling. The Muses brought that goblet for you during the nighttime while you slept and it is their gift to you. It is full of creativity, boundless imagination, wild new ideas and ways to go about them. Lift that cup to your lips and drink deeply – all of those things are already inside you and the Muses will come to ignite your creative passions this month. You are a visionary.  Have no doubt.

Question: This month, make sure to give yourself some silent moments to just be alone and think – so the Muses can visit you and fill your head with gorgeous ideas. What projects or things are you passionate about? If you’re feeling lost currently, hold tight, the Muses will help you arrange all in your head and move forward bravely and passionately! 

Pisces – February 19 – March 20: The Fool
Let me tell you a little story, Pisces…while deciding to move forward on our film dream, Revolver, I knew two things:
that I really really really wanted it to come true and
that I would do anything to make it happen.
We threw ourselves right into it without thinking that it couldn’t be done or that there would be obstacles or problems or things in our way. Sure, we kind of knew some things were bound to happen, but you know how much thought we put into them? ZERO. We just went and did our thing. And you know what? If we WOULD have thought of all the problems that could have come up – we might not have done it. The Fool is like that – he goes forth on his adventures with a childlike heart and spirit – believing that all will come true, that nothing can stand in his way and that he can do anything. His heart is open wide and ready and he bestows this gift on you this month. Get in that childlike space of yours of dreaming, great ideas and vision and get your adventure on. Obstacles be damned.

Question: What would you do if you could do anything? The Fool is ready to walk with you this month and help you go for it.

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : 8 of Wands
My Darling Aries…When I was little, we would make these little paper mailboxes to tape to the front of our desks to get Valentines from our classmates. My Mom had a class list, and made sure that I wrote a Valentine for every kid in class so that no one would feel left out. I would write something kind and true about each person that I gave it to. Unfortunately, when Valentine’s Day came, I remember many times being sad at only getting a handful of Valentines at very best. Maybe you’ve also felt like this in the past, but not this month, my darling….
this is the month that that communication comes in full swing, the doors of the universe open and unexpected and beautiful messages come through loud and clear. The universe itself is ready to send you an unexpected Valentine of kind and genuine things about you. Have no doubt.

Question: As unexpected and beautiful messages hurl their way through the universe and straight into your lap….. what is a message you’d love to receive? Envision it.

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  8 of Cups
True Confession, Taurus. Lately, when I’ve been holding a glass in my hand, more often than normal, I have a quick moment where I feel like hurling said glass against the closest wall and watching it smash everywhere.
I don’t do it.
Although I suspect I would feel a lot better if I did.
You, my darling, are holding that glass in your hand right now and you need to throw it and watch it shatter into a billion pieces, take a deep breath, clean it up and then go buy yourself a far better fucking glass.
This card is about growing. It’s about taking leave of the things that no longer work for you – be it a job that’s just getting more annoying or boring as the days go on, be it a life situation that isn’t inspiring you or bringing you down, be it a friendship or love affair that is getting stale and not working anymore. Whatever it appears as in your life, you know what it is. Time to move on and grow to something that suits you better. You can do it.

Question:  Taurus, what are you “growing” out of in your life right now? How can you gently say goodbye to that thing and prepare to move forward to something that help you stay true to yourself?

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 8 of Swords

Gemini, there are sometimes that I feel frozen from doing anything because my mind is telling me forty different reasons why I shouldn’t do it, why I’ll fail, and why it’s just stupid.

Do you know those moments where your greatest enemy is your own mind?
Yep. We’ve all been there.
This card is telling you to snap out of it and move forward into the good things that await you.
Each one of those eight swords is a thought that you put up that is an obstacle to your own success….
it’s time for you to realize that they are just illusions.
Time for you to soar off into what you were meant to do.

Question: Have you when you tell yourself you can’t do something or won’t be successful at something?
Time to call yourself out and challenge that.
As my friend, Jen tweeted the other day – “Excuse me, while I tell my own mind to untuck itself for a moment.”
Yeah. Do that.
Smash down those obstacles and don’t let your own doubts hold you back.

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  10 of Cups
This card is like playing the slot machines in Vegas and watching in surprise as those 3 double cherries come up. December is going to be a jackpot for you. The 10 of cups is all about abundance and joy in your home life – with relationships, with your chosen family/ancestral family, and with the projects that you are rocking. It’s that rainbow that arches across the sky after a period of rain.

Question: What are you grateful for in your life at this very moment? Noticing the good things acts like a magnet – bringing in more good things to you. And….with this abundance in your life – be it love, money or time….how will you choose to give back to the world in celebration of your good fortune?.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: 2 of Cups
Bonnie and Clyde.
Thelma and Louise.
You and the 2 of Cups, Leo.

This card is the jam. It symbolizes that perfect partner-in-crime, be it a love relationship or a kickass friendship. It’s that ultimate back and forth mutual respect, inspiration, ideas and support system for 2 people to converge to one mega-hot entity of world domination. The two of cups can also symbolize perfectly balancing the male/female inside of you.

Question: Look around you and think of the people that inspire you and make you feel like you can conquer the world. Pick one of them and give them a call or email them today to come up with some awesome schemes. Let them know how lucky you feel that they are in your life. If you’re in a relationship or going towards being in a relationship – this card bodes well for you – time to celebrate as that iconic pairing that you are……

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 4 of Wands
What the hell is it?
What is it to you?
I know that I have at times felt more at home than I’ve ever felt sleeping in a van or sleeping on a tour bus, at times I’ve felt more alive and more at home in a tiny tent in the Badlands under the stars.  I’ve felt home closing my eyes and letting my fingers find the right strings for the chords of a song on my guitar and letting my voice fill up the silence around me.

Home is that thing that makes you feel like everything is okay.  That you are safe, that you are protected, and that in this moment, the wolves are not coming over anytime soon to blow that shit down.

Whatever your idea of home is – this month of December is all about creating it with those things you hold dear.  Be it a mattress on the floor, it’s YOUR mattress on the floor, damn it.  Rejoice in the “home” that you’ve created for yourself and know that it is a safe space for you to continue to grow.

Question: This month it’s about creating “home”.  What is home to you?  Is it being out in that regular club you go to on Saturday nights – surrounded by your best friends?  Is it hanging out in your favorite coffee shop where everyone knows your name?  Is it being in the place you live, sipping a cup of tea in bed and feeling like you have carved out a comfy nest in the world?  Name all the places you feel “home” – and rock them this month.

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Daughter of Wands
There are three white slips that hang in my house
for the specific purpose of luring the Muses with something pretty to wear.
My darling, Libra, this month, the Muses dance around you and give more inspiration and ideas than you can handle.
You are a genius of brainstorming this month.
The daughter of wands stands at your side and bestows all sorts of creativity, ideas and passion on you to really come up with ground-breaking ideas that will tilt your world on its head.

Question: Libra, where do those moments of inspiration strike you? In the shower? Driving a car? Meditating at the end of a yoga class? Having a cup of coffee and an empty notebook in front of you? Whatever it is – delve into that world this month and the Muses of Creativity will charm you with their gifts.

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: 9 of Cups
AH! It has been awhile since this magic card has graced us with its presence. This is the WISH CARD of the entire deck. It is the card that tells of a wish being granted for you in the next month. It is your genie in a bottle asking you what you would like to have happen in your gorgeous life. You deserve a good month, know what I mean? Well. At last, it’s coming.

Question: Scorpio, What would you wish for – it’s nice to think of good things coming to you and others – so I ask you to do this exercise: you have 3 wishes… get one for yourself, one for someone you know and one for the world….what do you wish?

If you’d like to answer your questions in the comments below, I’d love to read your replies.

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Your Tarot Horoscope September 2014

Oh yes.  My September 2014 Tarotscope with my Wild Unknown Tarot cards awaits….

Intrigued by magic?
The Parlour on Saturday at noon calls to you.
We have a magic underground circle and a spot for you- wherever in the world you are
as I guide you through secret magic, tarot and some punk rock wildness.

This month, I did your readings on the streets of Brooklyn and then I hopped on a train and watched the world rush by as I wrote this to you.

If you enjoy my monthly readings for you, please re-tweet, re-blog, share the fuck out of it on facebook. Read it to your friends out loud. It’s my gift to you every month and I work hard on it from my heart to yours….. And without further ado:
Virgo – August 23 – September 22: Ace of Cups
Happy Birthday, My Darling Virgo.  On your birthday, the Muses themselves have presented you with an “Ace” of New Beginnings.  What a fortuitous start to your new year!  The Muses put all the creativity and passion they could muster into that glowing goblet before you.  They lure you to drink, drink deeply from the goblet and take in all that you feel wildly passionate about.  This magic elixir will have you “on fire” all month with deep, connected, passionate projects.  Say YES to that.

Question: Virgo, sit back, time to daydream on your birthday….when you make a wish on those birthday candles, what will it be for?  Right now the cards are saying, go for it, bae!  Time to make some magic happen in real life.  You’ve got the creative mind, you’ve got the brainstorming down, now the next step in this new year is moving forward to your goals to make em’ come true!  So ask yourself – what passionate things do you want to bring in your life this year?

Libra – September 23 – October 22: Son of Swords
Libra this month is all about ACTION.  That’s right….that wild owl, the son of swords gets to the POINT.  This owl is on your side all month – and he helps you cut out the shizz that just is not working for you anymore – and flies into the heart of everything you DO want. Part of his message is clearing out the old to make way for the new.  He is also impulsive, not thinking about consequences or obstacles.  Hurl yourself into your passion, Libra. Stage dive into that mofo.

Question: Libra, Darling….it is time to stop saying yes to everything whether you want to or not.   Remember – if it’s not a HELL YES, it’s a NO.  Cutting out the things taking up your time or things you’re not so passionate about is going to help you clear time for the things you do want.  So this is your assignment…..write down three things that you can cut out this month that aren’t working (i.e. excessive internet use, unhealthy eating habits, procrastination) and write down three things that will help your heart soar like that wild owl.  Get it, get it.

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21: 8 of Pentacles
Scorpio, the Wild Weaver…the Spider, comes to you this month.  Embrace her and her creative wisdom.  It is your time to learn something new creatively and to keep working to “weave” your talents into a place you can call home in the world.  You may have just started working on something creative or have started learning a new skill.  This card is urging you to keep going for it and keeping your mind open to learn.

Question: Scorpio, what do you want to weave into your life?  The Spider speaks of creative things.  Have you just started learning something new?  Have you been aching to take lessons or try something different creatively?  This month is prime time to learn and  rock out those new skills of yours.

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: 8 of Wands
Sweet Sagittarius, you are riding a lightning bolt this month.  Oh hell yes, you are.  I’m talking – getting stuff done, possibly traveling, getting information and messages out of nowhere that you needed to hear, being a wild SUPERHERO this month.  Are you ready for this?  What color is your cape gonna be?

Question: September is your month of getting it DONE, Sagittarius.  You are all about TCB.  You’ve got action on your side, you’ve got flow on your side, you’ve got good messages galore and it’s time to strike while that iron is HOT.  *eeee-ow!*  Whatcha been burning to finish?  Have you had a bit of a road trip bug?  Ready for some travel perhaps? Waiting for some good news?  So much is ready to unfold in the best of ways.  Strap your seat belt on, bae!

Capricorn – December 22 – January 19: The Empress
I sat out by the river with my friend, Jaye Bartell, as we played guitar together.  The moon hit the small ripples of river coming towards us as we took turns singing and playing and it cast a magic over the songs.  Dear Capricorn, the Empress calls you to go on your own adventure like this.  The Empress is the perfect “earth mother” and she calls you to come outside.  The Empress brings you an extra added dose of sensuality and creativity.   She whispers inspiration to you as you walk in nature, as you dip your toes into the lake, as you put your bare feet on the ground.  Use the power of nature to push you forward.  Open your eyes to the sky.  Realize the greatness with which you are surrounded in – and the greatness within YOU.

Question: The Empress asks you to tap into that feminine side of yourself (whether you’re male or female) for this month.  What is your favorite way of getting your dose of nature?  Sitting on a fire escape watching the night sky?  Walking through the woods?  Whatever it is – she’s calling to inspire you and fill you with whispers you’ve never imagined before…listen to her.

Aquarius – January 20 – February 18: 10 of Cups
Aquarius – you are in the FLOW of things.  Look at this card.  Look at it.  Damn.  With the 10 of cups on your side for this month – you are unstoppable.  The 10 of cups brings harmony, happiness and superchargedwildjoy around the home/relationships/and your gorgeous fucking life in general.  If life is a river, you are on a sweet canoe, lying back watching the stars, feeling amazing and letting that sweet canoe drift and bring you to all the places you need to be with EASE.

Question: With this harmony/joy coming up for you….time to stop, look around and take it all in.  Quickly – write 10 things you are grateful for.  Watch your gratitude list multiply this month.  Trust me on this one.  

Pisces – February 19 – March 20: Ace of Swords
Oh, Pisces… the Ace card brings you wild new beginnings and the swords bring you “getting to the point” POWER.    You know the story of The Sword and The Stone?  Well, this month, you’re King Arthur.  Everyone is coming from near and far to pull this damn sword from a stone, but you….you, my sweet Pisces is the one that does it.  Get ready for a breakthrough this month.

Question: Perhaps you’ve been having a moment struggling with making things happen, perhaps you’ve been frustrated….well, that ace of swords is waiting for you to wield it and make a massive breakthrough this month.  In all of the things that are currently in your world, what is the thing you want to take to the “next level” the most?

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : The Hermit
My Darling Aries…the turtle comes up in your cards for this month.  The Hermit has a beautiful message that will help guide you to all the things you want.  In a world where everyone wants a piece of you, or has an opinion, sometimes it’s good to take a moment to step back and climb into that turtle shell for a moment.  That light on top of the shell? That signifies your own inner light when you are not burdened by everything going on in the world and with others.  This shell is like a secret little capsule for you to create in and do your good work.  When you emerge, your job is to shine the light of what you learned and share all that you have worked on and created with the world.

Question: Aries, imagine that you have a turtle shell to climb into, a little peace and quiet, a little calm out of the storm…what do the whispers of your soul have to tell you?   So, maybe you can’t hide away and meditate for a month – but you can give yourself 10 minutes of walking alone a day to let your mind explore.  Can you allot 10 minutes at the end of each day to sit and just be or work on things you’re passionate about?  There’s lots to think about – and at the end of the month, you will emerge being more of the “true you” than ever.  Dig for it.

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  6 of Wands
Taurus – time to walk in like you OWN IT.  Because this month, you are getting it.  The butterfly emerges from struggle and cocoon to soar above it all.  You’ve got the swagger, you’ve got the confidence and that mojo is rising.  Time for a victory.  Time for your strengths and talents to be shared with the world.   And this kind of victory isn’t just a private pat on your own back, it’s something that is public and recognized by others.

Question:  Taurus, you’ve got things blossoming all around you.  Time to summon up that confident swagger and make it all happen.  To keep your confidence up and your “fight” working to win your victories – write three things down that you’re really proud of having accomplished in the past (whether they are big or small) – this will help you move forward knowing that you can do anything you set your mind to.  Rock it.

Gemini – May 21 – June 20: 5 of Cups

Gemini, this little horse has walked into your spread for this month.  He signifies that you’ve been feeling down, disappointed or feeling lack in your life.  When things aren’t going well, it’s so easy to just see only that and spiral downward.  When things aren’t going well or you’re feeling bad, you gotta feel it.  Let it happen, and then brush that horse’s mane, feed him an apple and climb back on him to gallop off to greener pastures in life. Keep your head up, Gemini, the light will return very soon.

Question: Make a list of three things or activities that have made you really happy or feel joy.  I challenge you to do one this month.  Or all three if you’re feeling it.  The more the better. 

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  Death
I found these high heels discarded at the side of the street after a wild block party.  I imagined a whole life to them.  I imagined that the woman that was wearing them felt too contained, they were restraining her for too long, it got to the point where it hurt too much and she just said fuck it.  And when she slipped out of those horrible things, and it was just her and her bare feet walking down a Brooklyn sidewalk.  She probably felt better than she’d felt all night.  This is what’s going on for you, dear Cancer.  This month, it’s time to get rid of those things that aren’t working and move forward to something better.  It’s time.

Question: This card always talks of transformation and letting the things in your life “die” that aren’t working anymore.  What is it time to let go of for you?  Letting go of things will help you make more space for the beautiful things in life that you want to bring in.

Leo – July 23 – August 22: Father of Cups
Leo, the father of cups, the beautiful and rare black swan swims to you this month.  He brings a spirit of generosity, deep connection and pure emotion to you.  The Father of Cups revels in creativity and beckons you to do the same.  He holds great wisdom and courage as he taps into his deep emotional state to bring up pure art/knowledge.  It’s time for you to do the same this month.

Question: Leo, there is something rare and unique about you.  What do you think that is? What compliments do you receive from others that ring most true to you?  Gather your courage and move forward to your gorgeous destiny.

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